Star Trek Timeline: 23rd Century part III

2271: Enterprise refit begins
2271: Klingons attack the Romulans at the Battle of Klach D’Kel Brakt
2273: V’Ger Incident
2278: Enterprise ends another five year mission; Kirk retires from Starfleet
2278: USS Bozeman disappears near the Typhon Expanse
2284: Kirk returns to Starfleet
2285: Genesis Crisis
2285: Admiral Kirk steals the Enterprise to rescue Captain Spock and encounters Klingon renegades
2285: Dax symbiont merges with Curzon
2286: Whale Probe Crisis
2286: Kirk and crew are put on trial for hijacking the Enterprise. All charges but one are dropped. Kirk is demoted to captain and given command of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701-A
2286: Transwarp experiments end in failure
2287: Sybok hijacks the Enterprise to travel through the Great Barrier in an effort to find God.
2290: Three Klingon battle cruisers are sent to capture the Albino. They destroy his base, but the Albino slowly murders the first born sons of each of the captains (Kor, Koloth, and Kang).
2292: Klingons and Romulans become blood enemies
2293: Klingon moon Praxis explodes
2293: Klingon Chancellor Gorkon is assassinated
2293: Khitomir Conference
2293: Starfleet opens a classified database on the Borg after rescuing El Aurian refugees
2293: James T Kirk believed killed on maiden voyage of USS Enterprise NCC-1701-B
2294: USS Jenolan crashes into a Dyson sphere trapping Montgomery Scott for decades

Star Trek Timeline: 23rd Century part II

2251: Enterprise refit; Christopher Pike assumes command

2254: Captain Garth wins the Battle of Axanar, a key moment in history

2257: Enterprise under Captain Pike begins third 5-year mission

2258: Enterprise travels to Talos IV

2261: Enterprise ends third 5-year mission (2^nd under Captain Pike)

2264: Tuvok is born

2265: The Borg destroy the El-Aurian homeworld

2265: Kirk takes command of Enterprise from Pike

2265: Enterprise reaches edge of Galaxy; encounters the Great Barrier

2266: Enterprise refit

2266: Kodos the Executioner is found alive, but is accidentally killed by his daughter

2266: Redjac trapped by USS Enterprise and beamed into space

2266: Romulans reappear after a century of isolation. They attack and destroy several listening outposts before being destroyed by the Enterprise.

2267: SS Botany Bay discovered adrift in space with Khan Noonien Singh alive and well

2267: Treaty of Organia

2267: Christopher Pike is severely injured and taken to Talos IV by Spock to live out his life free of physical constraints

2267: Neural parasites nearly destroy Deneva

2267: Zefram Cochrane discovered alive and well

2267: Doomsday machine destroyed by James T Kirk

2267: Mirror Universe discovered due to transporter accident

2268: Klingon-Romulan alliance leads to the sharing of cloaking technology

2268: Ceti Alpha VI explodes

2268: Babel Conference

2269: Omega Molecule discovered

2270: Enterprise ends its five year mission

2270: James T Kirk promoted to admiral, Spock and McCoy retire from Starfleet

Star Trek Timeline: 23rd Century part 1

2203: Philip Boyce is born

2209: Transporter psychosis is first diagnosed

2217: USS Valiant disappears after becoming a casualty in the war between Eminar VII and Vendikar.

2219: Christopher Pike is born

2222: Montgomery Scott is born

2223: Klingon-Federation relations degrade to an open cold war

2227: Leonard McCoy is born

2230: Spock is born

2232: Janice Rand is born

2233: James T Kirk is born

2236: SS Columbia crash lands on Talos IV with one survivor

2243: Duotronics created by Dr. Richard Daystrom

2245: USS Enterprise NCC-1701 is launched with Captain Robert April in command

2245: Battle of Donatu V is fought between Klingons and Federation without a decisive end

2245: Pavel Chekov is born (The 2009 Star Trek movie changed it to 2241)

2245: Jonathan Archer dies (still alive in 2258 in alternate timeline)

2246: Fungus kills Tarsus IV’s food supply. Governor Kodos executes 4000 people, including Hoshi Sato, in order to feed the rest. James T Kirk and 8 others are eye witnesses. Kodos’ daughter murders all but Kirk.

2249: Spock joins Starfleet; turns down Vulcan Science Academy due to Vulcan bigotry

2250: Robert April becomes Federation ambassador at end of his five year tour

Star Trek Timeline: 22nd Century Part 2

2151: Enterprise NX-01 launches leading to Earth’s increased influence in the Alpha Quadrant

2151: First Contact between humans and Klingons, Andorians, and several other species.

2151: The P’Jem Incident

2151: Terra Nova colony discovered alive and living underground

2152: First contact with Romulans and other species

2153: Wreckage of a Borg sphere is found at North Pole

2153: Xindi attack Earth

2153: Xindi Crisis ends

2154: Syrannites overthrow Romulan controlled Vulcan government ushering in a Renaissance

2154: Babel Crisis

2155: Coalition of Planets forms

2155: Augment Crisis

2155: Vulcan Awakening begins

2155: Romulan drone ship wrecks havoc in the quadrant

2155: Klingon Augment crisis

2155: Terra Prime Incident

2155: Coridan is devastated by a Romulan attack and withdraws from Coalition

2156-61: Romulan War

2156: Romulans attack the Columbia NX-02 and the vessel is presumed lost.

2156: Redjac kills 10 at Heliopolis on Alpha Eridani II

2160: The Battle of Cheron ends the Romulan War

2161: The Federation is born

2161: Starfleet Academy incorporated

2165: Sarek is born

2167: The USS Archon visits Landru’s planet and is lost

2169: Jonathan Archer becomes Federation ambassador to Andoria

2175: Jonathan Archer becomes a member of the Federation Council

2184: Jonathan Archer elected Federation President (he steps down in 2192)

2195: Robert April is born

2196: Starfleet retires the Daedalus class

Late 22^nd century: Money becomes obsolete

Star Trek Timeline: 22nd Century part I

Sometime during this century, the First Hebitian Burial Vaults are opened and plundered by impoverished Cardassians

2103: Martian colonies established

2103: Degra is born

2104: Andorians make contact with Aenar

2105: Eight women killed by Redjac

2112: Jonathan Archer is born

2113: War, poverty, and disease eliminated on Earth

2113: United Earth government forms

2119: Zefram Cochrane opens the Warp Five complex and then disappears until found by James T Kirk 148 years later.

2121: Charles Tucker III is born

2122: T’Pau is born

2126: Travis Mayweather is born

2129: Hoshi Sato is born

2137: Syrran discovers Surak’s katra (later destroyed in a Romulan attack)

2143: NX Program breaks Warp 2 barrier

2144: Warp 3 barrier is broken

2150: The last nation, Australia, joins United Earth

Quotes of the Month: April 2012

Quote of the Month: “My heart will always be in Detroit -- 100 percent and forever."

-Brandon Inge
　

Dumb Quote of the Month 1: "I believe that it is part of our solemn responsibility to future generations that we look after this planet; that we make sure our air is clean and our water is clean; that we’re not poisoning our kids."

-Barack Obama
Dumb Quote of the Month 2: “His wife has actually never worked a day in her life.”

-Dem Strategist Hilary Rosen on Ann Romney
And the rest…

“Truth is stronger than lies.”

-Pope Benedict 16
"I made a choice to stay home and raise five boys.”

-Ann Romney
"So let sleeping dogs lie or lying dogs sleep or whatever. Time to move on. People get divorced. Life doesn't owe you your own personal happy ending especially at another's, or in this case several others', expense."

-Axl Rose
“I love Fidel Castro.”

--Ozzie Guillen

"If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.”

-Ted Nugent
“A better America begins tonight.”

-Mitt Romney

Moose Skowron: Timeline

Born: December 18, 1930

1938: Dubbed “Mussolini” for his haircut, the name was shortened to “Moose” and stuck for the rest of his life.

1950: Signed with New York Yankees after attending Purdue on a football scholarship

Debut: April 13, 1954 (New York Yankees)

1955: Yankees win Pennant

1956: Yankees win World Series

1957: Yankees win Pennant

1958: Became full time first baseman

1958: Had game-winning hit in Game 6 of the World Series and a key 3-run home run in Game 7.

1958: Yankees win World Series

1960: Yankees win Pennant

1961: Yankees win World Series

1962: Scored only run in Game 7 of the World Series

1962: Yankees win World Series

1962: Traded to the Dodgers

1963: Dodgers win World Series

1963: Purchased by the Senators

1964: Traded to the White Sox

1967: Traded to the Angels

1967: Released by Angels/Retired

1999: Worked for White Sox Community Relations

2005: White Sox win World Series

2012: Died of congestive heart failure

Accomplishments:
5x World Champion

8x All Star

.282 average

211 home runs

888 RBI

1566 hits

682 runs

.792 OPS

34 doubles (1960)

20+ home runs: 4x

90+ RBI: 2x

Hit .300+: 3x

.500 slugging: 3x

.910 OPS (1956)

Postseason: .293, 8 Home runs, 29 RBI (8 World Series)