Quotes of the Month: February 2013

Quote of the Month: “I snorted half of Peru.”

-Steven Tyler

Stupid Quote of the Month: “When was the last time you heard about a rape on campus?”

-Bob Beckel

“I was a jerk.”

-John Mayer

"Death panels and sales taxes is how we do this"

Paul Krugman

"Strength of mind and body are necessary, strength which in the last few months has deteriorated in me to the extent that I have had to recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me.”

-Pope Benedict XVI

“It’s like Django unchained! It’s exciting!”

-Marc Lamont Hill on spree killer Christopher Dorner

"If you had to pick between the two, that would be a tough choice, but five beats one every time I look at it."

-Michael Jordan on the question of LeBron vs Kobe

"These cuts are not smart. They are not fair. They will hurt our economy. They will add hundreds of thousands of Americans to the unemployment rolls. This is not an abstraction -- people will lose their jobs."

-Barack Obama

“If he wants to leave it alone and not deal with those two biggies, forget the rest of the stuff -- he'll have a failed presidency."

-Alan Simpson on Obama and the debt

'In America, you have a right to be stupid, if you want to be... and we tolerate that.'

-John Kerry

"That’s a kind of madness that I haven't seen in a long time.”

-Bob Woodward on Obama’s refusal to defend America

"The White House threatened me."

-Bob Woodward

"Congressman, you are a total waste of time. We're moving on, because our audience deserves better."

-Sean Hannity

Quotes of the Month: February 2010

Quote of the Month: "That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm."


-John Mayer on Jessica Simpson

Stupid Quote of the Month: "These 'Snowpocalypses' that have been going through D.C. and other weather events are precisely what climate scientists have been predicting, fearing, and anticipating because of global warming ... In fact you could argue these storms are not evidence of a lack of global warming, but evidence of global warming."

-Dylan Ratigan on how colder weather is evidence of global warming.

And the rest:

“Fucking retarded.”

-Rahm Emmanuel after hearing that liberal special interests would target Democrats that opposed health care reform.

“I’m all for full disclosure, but not the full monty.”

-Evan Bayh on posing nude

“Remember the old song, ‘Mickey’s Monkey’? Well, this is Jimmy’s Johnson.”

-Tony Kornheiser on Jimmy Johnson becoming a pitch man for Extenze.

“She looks like a Holden Caulfield fantasy " when she wore a skirt he described as "way too short for somebody in her 40s or maybe early 50s by now. She looks like she has sausage casing wrapping around her upper body. I know she's very good, and I'm not supposed to be critical of ESPN... But Hannah Storm today? Come on now. Stop. What are you doing?"

-Tony Kornheiser (again) on Hannah Storm (who looks better at 47 than she did at 27)

“The boy himself is at once too simple and too complex for us to make any final comment about him or his story. Perhaps the safest thing we can say about Holden is that he was born in the world not just strongly attracted to beauty but, almost, hopelessly impaled on it.”

From The Catcher in the Rye (Holden Caulfield is the main character in the book)

“I am in control here.”

-Alexander Haig (1924-2010)

"I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems. On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving."

-Elton John

“We like Rich Rodriguez. Stay as long as you like.”

-MSU fan

"I was really disappointed that these guys came with their Eurotrash game."

-Olympic Hockey Analyst Mike Milbury on the Russian team’s 7-3 loss to Canada.

"I have missed the Kentucky-South Carolina game that started at 9:00, and it's the only redeeming chance we had to beat South Carolina since they're the only team that has beat Kentucky this year,"

-Jim Bunning on why he refused unanimous consent to renew emergency unemployment