No order...
“We got disrespected so our gangsters went out and zipped them up.”
-A Xavier Basketball player after a brawl with Cincinnati
“But I think it does show courage from the kids, standing out and doing that, and some boldness.’’
-Tim Tebow on protests over the suspension of two students for “Tebowing.”
"I love that Jeanie Buss' boy toy had something to say about us. I don't know if it was his thought or Jeanie's thought, but it's nice to know that she lets him speak in public about other teams."
-Mark Cuban
“Crazy. Karma is a b—-.. Gets you every time. Its not good to wish bad on anybody. God sees everything!”
-LeBron James after the Cavs 55 point loss to the Lakers
“LeBron James: How is that karma thing working out?”
-The Cleveland Plain Dealer after James got injured
“I take my hat off to myself.”
-Carmelo Anthony
“I’m just hopeful the coach doesn’t dismiss me.”
-OSU President E. Gordon Gee
“That’s the world of prostitution. You never know what you’re going to get.”
-Lawrence Taylor
“Take the vehicle. I have 10 more.”
-Allen Iverson after the police pulled his Lamborghini over.
"We want to make sure that he's really retired first."
- Packers on waiting to retire Bret Favre's #4.
"Buster is laying in front of home plate, and it's like having a disabled car in the middle of a four-lane highway. You're just going to get smacked."
Johnny Bench on the Buster Posey collision
"I ask guys all the time: Guys with blue eyes, brown eyes, whatever ... and guys with blue eyes have a tough time [during the day]."
-Josh Hamilton
"Money is cool and all but I'm only 23, I have a lot of time to make that."
-Christian Lopez after catching Derek Jeter’s 3000th hit
“We don’t pay him to run. We pay him to trot.”
-Jim Leyland on Miguel Cabrera
“Stats are for losers and rings are for champions.”
-Darren McCarty
“National League pitchers are stupid.”
-Mitch Williams on why they pitch to Ryan Howard
“Kobe, five championships; LeBron, zero.”
-Magic Johnson
"If we were trying to run a regular offense, he'd be screwed."
-Broncos coach John Fox on Tim Tebow
“When I’ll consider myself a dirty player is when my mom tells me.”
-Ndamukong Suh
“We got disrespected so our gangsters went out and zipped them up.”
-A Xavier Basketball player after a brawl with Cincinnati
“But I think it does show courage from the kids, standing out and doing that, and some boldness.’’
-Tim Tebow on protests over the suspension of two students for “Tebowing.”
"I love that Jeanie Buss' boy toy had something to say about us. I don't know if it was his thought or Jeanie's thought, but it's nice to know that she lets him speak in public about other teams."
-Mark Cuban
“Crazy. Karma is a b—-.. Gets you every time. Its not good to wish bad on anybody. God sees everything!”
-LeBron James after the Cavs 55 point loss to the Lakers
“LeBron James: How is that karma thing working out?”
-The Cleveland Plain Dealer after James got injured
“I take my hat off to myself.”
-Carmelo Anthony
“I’m just hopeful the coach doesn’t dismiss me.”
-OSU President E. Gordon Gee
“That’s the world of prostitution. You never know what you’re going to get.”
-Lawrence Taylor
“Take the vehicle. I have 10 more.”
-Allen Iverson after the police pulled his Lamborghini over.
"We want to make sure that he's really retired first."
- Packers on waiting to retire Bret Favre's #4.
"Buster is laying in front of home plate, and it's like having a disabled car in the middle of a four-lane highway. You're just going to get smacked."
Johnny Bench on the Buster Posey collision
"I ask guys all the time: Guys with blue eyes, brown eyes, whatever ... and guys with blue eyes have a tough time [during the day]."
-Josh Hamilton
"Money is cool and all but I'm only 23, I have a lot of time to make that."
-Christian Lopez after catching Derek Jeter’s 3000th hit
“We don’t pay him to run. We pay him to trot.”
-Jim Leyland on Miguel Cabrera
“Stats are for losers and rings are for champions.”
-Darren McCarty
“National League pitchers are stupid.”
-Mitch Williams on why they pitch to Ryan Howard
“Kobe, five championships; LeBron, zero.”
-Magic Johnson
"If we were trying to run a regular offense, he'd be screwed."
-Broncos coach John Fox on Tim Tebow
“When I’ll consider myself a dirty player is when my mom tells me.”
-Ndamukong Suh
