Quote
of the Year: "If someone is gay and he searches for
the Lord and has good will, who am I to judge?"
-Francis
I
Dumb
Quote of the Year: ““She is older than her chronological age”
she was ”as much in control of the situation.”
-Judge
G. Todd Baugh on a 14-year-old rape victim
Slam
of the Year: "He’s about as mean as a (expletive)
kitten, I think he doesn’t realize he’s white and not black, that’s a huge
problem."
-Sharon
Osbourne on Justin Bieber
“It’s like Django unchained! It’s exciting!”
-Marc
Lamont Hill on spree killer Christopher Dorner
"I am the father of the destruction of
Western civilization"
-Jerry
Springer
“I snorted half of Peru.”
-Steven
Tyler
"Strength of mind and body are necessary,
strength which in the last few months has deteriorated in me to the extent that
I have had to recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry
entrusted to me.”
-Pope
Benedict XVI
“Please
don’t let me die.”
-Hugo
Chavez
'I would like to see a church that is poor and
is for the poor'
-Pope Francis I
"American popular music is our only art
form. It's our most important export, period. And since time began, it's been
handled not as an art form but as a commodity.”
-Huey
Lewis
“I was 'abducted by aliens' in the desert two
weeks ago.”
-Baron
Davis
“I am
the shooter.”
-Nidal
Hassan
"A socialist egalitarian system based on
the massive redistribution of wealth, heavy taxation of corporations and
massive responsibility for energy companies and any companies exploiting the
environment. I think the very concept of profit should be hugely reduced. David
Cameron says profit isn't a dirty word, well I say profit is a filthy
word."
-Russell
Brand
"It seems like, to me, a vagina -- as a
man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus."
-Phil
Robertson
"Oh, this is ridiculous. Yet another
person claiming it's racist to have a white Santa.’ And by the way, for all you
kids watching at home, Santa just is white."
-Megyn
Kelly
