In no particular order...
“The Obama agenda is over.”
-Mitch McConnell
“Death to the dictator.”
-Iranian Protestors
“Go get a job right after you take a bath.”
-Newt Gingrich to OWS
“I’m a devout Catholic and I honor my faith and love it . . . but they have this conscience thing.”
-Nancy Pelosi
“What the hell are we paying you for?”
-Chris Christie to President Obama
“The Taliban, per se, is not the enemy.”
-Joe Biden
“It was a meeting of the world’s most powerful communist and the president of China.”
-Craig Ferguson on the Chinese President’s White House visit
“Good evening. Tonight, I can report to the American people and to the world that the United States has conducted an operation that killed Osama bin Laden, the leader of al-Qaida, and a terrorist who's responsible for the murder of thousands of innocent men, women, and children.”
-Barack Obama
"Osama always loved Snooki’s hair poof. He called it nature’s turban.”
-Jimmy Kimmel
“With allies like that, who needs the left?”
-Paul Ryan on Newt Gingrich
“I did not sext Anthony Weiner.”
-Ginger Lee
"Obama is the most successful food stamp president in American History.”
-Newt Gingrich
Best on-air exchange:
“Do you have a degree in economics?”
-Contessa Brewer to Congressman Mo Brooks
“Yes mam, I do. Highest honors.”
-Mo Brooks to Contessa Brewer
“This would be easier if I could do this on my own.”
-Barack Obama wishing he were dictator?
"This economic mandate represents a wholly novel and potentially unbounded assertion of congressional authority: the ability to compel Americans to purchase an expensive health insurance product they have elected not to buy, and to make them re-purchase that insurance product every month for their entire lives."
-11th Circuit Court on Obamacare’s Individual Mandate
"Socrates taught that wisdom begins in the recognition of how little we know. Mr. Obama is perpetually intent on telling us how much he knows. Aristotle wrote that the type of intelligence most needed in politics is prudence, which in turn requires experience. Mr. Obama came to office with no experience. Plutarch warned that flattery "makes itself an obstacle and pestilence to great houses and great affairs." Today's White House, more so than any in memory, is stuffed with flatterers.”
“Stupid is as stupid does, said the great philosopher Forrest Gump. The presidency of Barack Obama is a case study in stupid does.”
-Bret Stephens WSJ
"POTUS has played more golf this month than I have: I have created more jobs this month than he has.”
-Professional Golfer Paul Azinger
“It's deeply bizarre and deeply creepy.”
-State Department Victoria Nuland on Moammar Gadhafi’s obsession with Condi Rice
“My neighbor’s two dogs have created more shovel-ready projects than this current administration.”
-Former N.M. Governor Gary Johnson on the Stimulus
"We’re the country that built the Intercontinental Railroad."
-Barack Obama (he meant transcontinental).
“If asking a billionaire to pay the same tax rate as a Jew, uh, as a janitor makes me a warrior for the working class, I wear that with a badge of honor. I have no problem with that.”
-Barack Obama confusing Jews and Janitors
"I think we ought to suspend, perhaps, elections for Congress for two years and just tell them we won't hold it against them, whatever decisions they make, to just let them help this country recover."
-Governor Bev Perdue
OBAMA: "I can see the unemployment line from my house!"
-Ann Coulter
'President Obama, This Is Your Army. We Are Ready to March. Let's Take These Son of Bitches Out'
-James Hoffa
"Murder will continue to rise. Rape will continue to rise. All crime will continue to rise."
-Joe Biden on what would happen if the Jobs Bill fails
“We want sweeping unspecified change.”
- A sign in the Occupy Wall Street protests
“I left the Democratic plantation a long time ago.”
-Herman Cain
"After nearly nine years, America's war in Iraq will be over."
-Barack Obama
“All my people love me.”
-Moamer Gadhafi
“Do you know right from wrong?”
-Moammar Khadafy (last words)
“We came. We saw. He died.”
-Hillary Clinton celebrating Khadafy’s death
“The Obama agenda is over.”
-Mitch McConnell
“Death to the dictator.”
-Iranian Protestors
“Go get a job right after you take a bath.”
-Newt Gingrich to OWS
“I’m a devout Catholic and I honor my faith and love it . . . but they have this conscience thing.”
-Nancy Pelosi
“What the hell are we paying you for?”
-Chris Christie to President Obama
“The Taliban, per se, is not the enemy.”
-Joe Biden
“It was a meeting of the world’s most powerful communist and the president of China.”
-Craig Ferguson on the Chinese President’s White House visit
“Good evening. Tonight, I can report to the American people and to the world that the United States has conducted an operation that killed Osama bin Laden, the leader of al-Qaida, and a terrorist who's responsible for the murder of thousands of innocent men, women, and children.”
-Barack Obama
"Osama always loved Snooki’s hair poof. He called it nature’s turban.”
-Jimmy Kimmel
“With allies like that, who needs the left?”
-Paul Ryan on Newt Gingrich
“I did not sext Anthony Weiner.”
-Ginger Lee
"Obama is the most successful food stamp president in American History.”
-Newt Gingrich
Best on-air exchange:
“Do you have a degree in economics?”
-Contessa Brewer to Congressman Mo Brooks
“Yes mam, I do. Highest honors.”
-Mo Brooks to Contessa Brewer
“This would be easier if I could do this on my own.”
-Barack Obama wishing he were dictator?
"This economic mandate represents a wholly novel and potentially unbounded assertion of congressional authority: the ability to compel Americans to purchase an expensive health insurance product they have elected not to buy, and to make them re-purchase that insurance product every month for their entire lives."
-11th Circuit Court on Obamacare’s Individual Mandate
"Socrates taught that wisdom begins in the recognition of how little we know. Mr. Obama is perpetually intent on telling us how much he knows. Aristotle wrote that the type of intelligence most needed in politics is prudence, which in turn requires experience. Mr. Obama came to office with no experience. Plutarch warned that flattery "makes itself an obstacle and pestilence to great houses and great affairs." Today's White House, more so than any in memory, is stuffed with flatterers.”
“Stupid is as stupid does, said the great philosopher Forrest Gump. The presidency of Barack Obama is a case study in stupid does.”
-Bret Stephens WSJ
"POTUS has played more golf this month than I have: I have created more jobs this month than he has.”
-Professional Golfer Paul Azinger
“It's deeply bizarre and deeply creepy.”
-State Department Victoria Nuland on Moammar Gadhafi’s obsession with Condi Rice
“My neighbor’s two dogs have created more shovel-ready projects than this current administration.”
-Former N.M. Governor Gary Johnson on the Stimulus
"We’re the country that built the Intercontinental Railroad."
-Barack Obama (he meant transcontinental).
“If asking a billionaire to pay the same tax rate as a Jew, uh, as a janitor makes me a warrior for the working class, I wear that with a badge of honor. I have no problem with that.”
-Barack Obama confusing Jews and Janitors
"I think we ought to suspend, perhaps, elections for Congress for two years and just tell them we won't hold it against them, whatever decisions they make, to just let them help this country recover."
-Governor Bev Perdue
OBAMA: "I can see the unemployment line from my house!"
-Ann Coulter
'President Obama, This Is Your Army. We Are Ready to March. Let's Take These Son of Bitches Out'
-James Hoffa
"Murder will continue to rise. Rape will continue to rise. All crime will continue to rise."
-Joe Biden on what would happen if the Jobs Bill fails
“We want sweeping unspecified change.”
- A sign in the Occupy Wall Street protests
“I left the Democratic plantation a long time ago.”
-Herman Cain
"After nearly nine years, America's war in Iraq will be over."
-Barack Obama
“All my people love me.”
-Moamer Gadhafi
“Do you know right from wrong?”
-Moammar Khadafy (last words)
“We came. We saw. He died.”
-Hillary Clinton celebrating Khadafy’s death
