So who would star in an Obama biopic?
Barack Obama: Will Smith
Michelle Obama: Aunt Esther
Hillary Clinton: Glenn Close
Joe Biden: Homer Simpson
Robert Gibbs: Peter Griffin
Harry Reid: Will Ferrell
Steny Hoyer: John C Reilly
Nancy Pelosi: The Wicked Witch of the West
Robert Gates: Chris Cooper
John Boehner: George Hamilton
Mitch McConnell: Constable Odo
Janet Napolitano: Rex Ryan
Tim Geithner: Larry David
Eric Holder: Ron Artest
Rahm Emmanuel: Steve Buscemi
Sheriff Joe Arpaio: Shaquille O’Neal
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Hart Bochner (Die Hard)
Hugo Chavez: Edward James Olmos
Vladimir Putin: Himself
Grady: Greg Oden
The Savior: Tim Tebow
Showing posts with label Political Movies. Show all posts
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Saturday, January 15, 2011
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
The Complete List of Greatest Movie Scenes of all Time
1. Statue of Liberty- Planet of the Apes (1968)
2. D-Day Invasion- Saving Private Ryan (1998)
3. La Marseillaise- Casablanca (1942)
4. Stuff that dreams are made of- Maltese Falcon (1941)
5. Russian Roulette- The Deer Hunter (1978)
6. I love the smell of napalm in the morning-Apocalypse Now (1979)
7. Chariots- Ben Hur (1959)
8. Stirling Speech- Braveheart (1995)
9. Horses Head- Godfather(1972)
10. My name is Gladiator- Gladiator (2000)
11. The Showdown- The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly (1966)
12. Jumping -Butch and Sundance (1969)
13. Wanna have a catch?- Field of Dreams (1989)
14. Atlanta burns- Gone with the Wind (1939)
15. Patton and the flag- Patton (1970)
16. The Red Sea Parts-The Ten Commandments (1956)
17. Two Hills of beans/Into the Myst- Casablanca (1942)
18. The Chase- Bullitt (1968)
19. Baptism by Fire-The Godfather (1972)
20. Bank Heist Shootout- Heat (1995)
21. The Chase- The French Connection (1971)
22. The fight- The Quiet Man (1952)
23. I Don’t give a damn!- Gone with the Wind (1939)
24. Let‘s Go Home- The Searchers (1956)
25. Are you looking at me?-Taxi Driver (1976)
26. Kissing Fredo- Godfather II (1974)
27. Boom-The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)
28. Superman saves Lois- Superman (1978)
29. Death Star blows-Star Wars (1977)
30. The Desert Chase-Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
31. Showdown- High Noon (1952)
32. John Wayne Closeup- Stagecoach (1939)
33. Stella!- A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
34. We need a bigger boat- Jaws (1975)
35. Mommy Kisses- The Manchurian Candidate (1962)
36. Wayne goes down- The Shootist (1976)
37. Oz goes color- The Wizard of Oz (1939)
38. It’s Alive!- Frankenstein (1931)
39. Rocky runs- Rocky (1976)
40. The Ecstasy of Gold- The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (1967)
41. Put your lips together and blow-To Have and Have Not (1944)
42. A boulder- Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
43. The parachute- The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
44. Laser- Gold finger (1964)
45. The Indianapolis- Jaws (1975)
46. The Conversation: Pacino meets De Niro- Heat (1995)
47. The Battle- Gladiator (2000)
48. Win one for the Gipper- Knute Rockne: All American (1940)
49. Fredo goes fishing- Godfather II (1974)
50. Kong vs. airplanes-King Kong (1933)
51. Who’s on First?-The Naughty Nineties (1945)
52. Apes to Man-2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
53. The Funeral Oration- Julius Caesar (1953)
54. The filibuster-Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)
55. I’m Melting/Ding Dong the witch is dead-The Wizard of Oz (1939)
56. Girls don’t float-Frankenstein (1931)
57. The Speech-The Pride of the Yankees (1942)
58. What is your major malfunction Private Pyle - Full Metal Jacket (1987):
59. Here’s Johnny!- The Shining (1980)
60. The question- Dirty Harry (1971)
61. Head in a box: Seven (1995)
62. Butch and Sundance vs. an army: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
63. Lector meets Clarice: Silence of the Lambs (1991)
64. I never drink wine: Dracula (1931)
65. They call me Mr. Tibbs- In The Heat of the Night (1967)
66. The Shower- Psycho (1960):
67. Get your stinking paws: Planet of the Apes (1968):
68. Don‘t Stop at the Tollbooth : Godfather (1972):
69. Bonnie and Clyde eat lead: Bonnie and Clyde (1967):
70. Eastwood rides into hell: Unforgiving (1992):
71. The Catina: SW (1977)
72. My Kingdom for a Horse: Richard III (1995)
73. Stewart’s Nightmare: Vertigo (1958) (LSD trip)
74. Hal can read lips: 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
75. The Overdose: Pulp Fiction (1994)
76. The Stateroom- A Night at the Opera (1935)
77.Ol Lang‘s Eye- It‘s a Beautiful Life (1946)
78. The Dance- Reservoir Dogs (1992)
79. I’ll be back-The Terminator (1983)
80. Bruce Willis is dead- The Sixth Sense (1999)
81. I’m Your Father- ESB
82. Make my day-Sudden Impact (1983)
83. Truck chases bike- T2
84. Blowing up the roof-Die Hard (1988)
85. Say hello to my little friend-Scarface
86. I’m a Comedian?-Goodfellas (1990)
87. Redford bleeds-The Natural (1984)
88. Band of Brothers- Henry V
89. Ripley in the suit-Aliens (1986)
90. The Twist- Pulp Fiction (1994)
91. Asteroids- ESB (1980)
92. I’m Batman- Batman (1989)
93. Hoth-The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
94. Communication (Close Encounters)
95. It’s a trap!-Return of the Jedi (1983)
96. Sadism- A Clockwork Orange
97. You Came Back-Why- Mag 7
98. The Enterprise-Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
99. Zed’s Dead- Pulp Fiction
100. The Walk-Reservoir Dogs (1992)
101. The Pencil Trick: The Dark Knight (2008)
102. Lector gets loose: Silence of the Lambs (1991)
103. There’s Character: Glory (1989)
104 Phone Home: ET: The Extraterrestrial (1982)
105. Pickett’s Charge: Gettysburg (1993)
106. Khan and his pets-Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)
107. Old friend for dinner- Silence of the Lambs
108. Helm’s Deep-LOR: The Two Towers (2002)
109. The dentist- Marathon Man
110. Bogart vs. Robinson- Key Largo (1948)
111. Anchor fight- Ron Burgundy (2004)
112. The nanny hangs-The Omen (1976)
113. What we do in life, echoes in Eternity-Gladiator (2000)
114. Nuclear Rodeo- Dr Strangelove (1964)
115. Hackman grabs Rooker by the balls (Miss. Burning) (1988)
116. Anakin vs. Obi-Wan -Sith (2005)
117. Euthanized (Soylent Green) (1973)
118. Punching out of a coffin- Kill Bill (2004)
119. Missing Breakfast- Falling Down (1993)
120. Beatles on the Run: A Hard Day’s Night (1964)
121. Order 66- Revenge of the Sith (2005)
122. The president goes ape shit: Escape from New York (1981)
123. Train Wreck: The Greatest Show on Earth
124. The quest: Excalibur (1981)
125. Hello Cleveland: This is Spinal Tap (1984)
126. Zipper Scene: There’s Something About Mary (1998)
127. The mine shaft gap: Dr. Strangelove (1964)
128. The Inquisition: History of the World (1981)
129. The bride vs. The Crazy 88s: Kill Bill Vol.1 (2003)
130. Frank vs. Bud and Lou and Wolfman vs. Dracula: Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
131. Space is a disease: Star Trek (2009)
132. The Dark Knight: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
133. Bill Murray vs. Gopher: Caddyshack (1980)
134. Whistle Dixie: The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
135. Stay Puft Marshmellow Man: Ghostbusters (1984)
136. Jimmy cleans house: Goodfellas (1990)
137. Motorcycle vs. Joker: Dark Knight (2008)
138. Capone plays baseball: The Untouchables (1987)
139. Stonehedge: Spinal Tap (1984)
140. Dueling banjos: Deliverance (1972)
141. The exploding stomach trick: Alien (1979)
142. Always look on the bright side of life: Monty Python’s Life of Brian (1979)
143. You Look Like: A Hard Day’s Night (1964)
144. The War is Over: Josey Wales (1976)
145. The Vendetta Ride: Tombstone (1993)
146. Attica! Attica!: Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
147. Mexicans attack the Alamo: The Alamo (1960)
148. Superman appears: Superman II (1980)
149. Tank goes through wall: Goldeneye (1995)
150. White House Blows Up: Independence Day (1996)
2. D-Day Invasion- Saving Private Ryan (1998)
3. La Marseillaise- Casablanca (1942)
4. Stuff that dreams are made of- Maltese Falcon (1941)
5. Russian Roulette- The Deer Hunter (1978)
6. I love the smell of napalm in the morning-Apocalypse Now (1979)
7. Chariots- Ben Hur (1959)
8. Stirling Speech- Braveheart (1995)
9. Horses Head- Godfather(1972)
10. My name is Gladiator- Gladiator (2000)
11. The Showdown- The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly (1966)
12. Jumping -Butch and Sundance (1969)
13. Wanna have a catch?- Field of Dreams (1989)
14. Atlanta burns- Gone with the Wind (1939)
15. Patton and the flag- Patton (1970)
16. The Red Sea Parts-The Ten Commandments (1956)
17. Two Hills of beans/Into the Myst- Casablanca (1942)
18. The Chase- Bullitt (1968)
19. Baptism by Fire-The Godfather (1972)
20. Bank Heist Shootout- Heat (1995)
21. The Chase- The French Connection (1971)
22. The fight- The Quiet Man (1952)
23. I Don’t give a damn!- Gone with the Wind (1939)
24. Let‘s Go Home- The Searchers (1956)
25. Are you looking at me?-Taxi Driver (1976)
26. Kissing Fredo- Godfather II (1974)
27. Boom-The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)
28. Superman saves Lois- Superman (1978)
29. Death Star blows-Star Wars (1977)
30. The Desert Chase-Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
31. Showdown- High Noon (1952)
32. John Wayne Closeup- Stagecoach (1939)
33. Stella!- A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)
34. We need a bigger boat- Jaws (1975)
35. Mommy Kisses- The Manchurian Candidate (1962)
36. Wayne goes down- The Shootist (1976)
37. Oz goes color- The Wizard of Oz (1939)
38. It’s Alive!- Frankenstein (1931)
39. Rocky runs- Rocky (1976)
40. The Ecstasy of Gold- The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (1967)
41. Put your lips together and blow-To Have and Have Not (1944)
42. A boulder- Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
43. The parachute- The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)
44. Laser- Gold finger (1964)
45. The Indianapolis- Jaws (1975)
46. The Conversation: Pacino meets De Niro- Heat (1995)
47. The Battle- Gladiator (2000)
48. Win one for the Gipper- Knute Rockne: All American (1940)
49. Fredo goes fishing- Godfather II (1974)
50. Kong vs. airplanes-King Kong (1933)
51. Who’s on First?-The Naughty Nineties (1945)
52. Apes to Man-2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
53. The Funeral Oration- Julius Caesar (1953)
54. The filibuster-Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)
55. I’m Melting/Ding Dong the witch is dead-The Wizard of Oz (1939)
56. Girls don’t float-Frankenstein (1931)
57. The Speech-The Pride of the Yankees (1942)
58. What is your major malfunction Private Pyle - Full Metal Jacket (1987):
59. Here’s Johnny!- The Shining (1980)
60. The question- Dirty Harry (1971)
61. Head in a box: Seven (1995)
62. Butch and Sundance vs. an army: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
63. Lector meets Clarice: Silence of the Lambs (1991)
64. I never drink wine: Dracula (1931)
65. They call me Mr. Tibbs- In The Heat of the Night (1967)
66. The Shower- Psycho (1960):
67. Get your stinking paws: Planet of the Apes (1968):
68. Don‘t Stop at the Tollbooth : Godfather (1972):
69. Bonnie and Clyde eat lead: Bonnie and Clyde (1967):
70. Eastwood rides into hell: Unforgiving (1992):
71. The Catina: SW (1977)
72. My Kingdom for a Horse: Richard III (1995)
73. Stewart’s Nightmare: Vertigo (1958) (LSD trip)
74. Hal can read lips: 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
75. The Overdose: Pulp Fiction (1994)
76. The Stateroom- A Night at the Opera (1935)
77.Ol Lang‘s Eye- It‘s a Beautiful Life (1946)
78. The Dance- Reservoir Dogs (1992)
79. I’ll be back-The Terminator (1983)
80. Bruce Willis is dead- The Sixth Sense (1999)
81. I’m Your Father- ESB
82. Make my day-Sudden Impact (1983)
83. Truck chases bike- T2
84. Blowing up the roof-Die Hard (1988)
85. Say hello to my little friend-Scarface
86. I’m a Comedian?-Goodfellas (1990)
87. Redford bleeds-The Natural (1984)
88. Band of Brothers- Henry V
89. Ripley in the suit-Aliens (1986)
90. The Twist- Pulp Fiction (1994)
91. Asteroids- ESB (1980)
92. I’m Batman- Batman (1989)
93. Hoth-The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
94. Communication (Close Encounters)
95. It’s a trap!-Return of the Jedi (1983)
96. Sadism- A Clockwork Orange
97. You Came Back-Why- Mag 7
98. The Enterprise-Star Trek: The Motion Picture (1979)
99. Zed’s Dead- Pulp Fiction
100. The Walk-Reservoir Dogs (1992)
101. The Pencil Trick: The Dark Knight (2008)
102. Lector gets loose: Silence of the Lambs (1991)
103. There’s Character: Glory (1989)
104 Phone Home: ET: The Extraterrestrial (1982)
105. Pickett’s Charge: Gettysburg (1993)
106. Khan and his pets-Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982)
107. Old friend for dinner- Silence of the Lambs
108. Helm’s Deep-LOR: The Two Towers (2002)
109. The dentist- Marathon Man
110. Bogart vs. Robinson- Key Largo (1948)
111. Anchor fight- Ron Burgundy (2004)
112. The nanny hangs-The Omen (1976)
113. What we do in life, echoes in Eternity-Gladiator (2000)
114. Nuclear Rodeo- Dr Strangelove (1964)
115. Hackman grabs Rooker by the balls (Miss. Burning) (1988)
116. Anakin vs. Obi-Wan -Sith (2005)
117. Euthanized (Soylent Green) (1973)
118. Punching out of a coffin- Kill Bill (2004)
119. Missing Breakfast- Falling Down (1993)
120. Beatles on the Run: A Hard Day’s Night (1964)
121. Order 66- Revenge of the Sith (2005)
122. The president goes ape shit: Escape from New York (1981)
123. Train Wreck: The Greatest Show on Earth
124. The quest: Excalibur (1981)
125. Hello Cleveland: This is Spinal Tap (1984)
126. Zipper Scene: There’s Something About Mary (1998)
127. The mine shaft gap: Dr. Strangelove (1964)
128. The Inquisition: History of the World (1981)
129. The bride vs. The Crazy 88s: Kill Bill Vol.1 (2003)
130. Frank vs. Bud and Lou and Wolfman vs. Dracula: Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948)
131. Space is a disease: Star Trek (2009)
132. The Dark Knight: Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
133. Bill Murray vs. Gopher: Caddyshack (1980)
134. Whistle Dixie: The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)
135. Stay Puft Marshmellow Man: Ghostbusters (1984)
136. Jimmy cleans house: Goodfellas (1990)
137. Motorcycle vs. Joker: Dark Knight (2008)
138. Capone plays baseball: The Untouchables (1987)
139. Stonehedge: Spinal Tap (1984)
140. Dueling banjos: Deliverance (1972)
141. The exploding stomach trick: Alien (1979)
142. Always look on the bright side of life: Monty Python’s Life of Brian (1979)
143. You Look Like: A Hard Day’s Night (1964)
144. The War is Over: Josey Wales (1976)
145. The Vendetta Ride: Tombstone (1993)
146. Attica! Attica!: Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
147. Mexicans attack the Alamo: The Alamo (1960)
148. Superman appears: Superman II (1980)
149. Tank goes through wall: Goldeneye (1995)
150. White House Blows Up: Independence Day (1996)
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Most Liberal Movies of All Time
They are in chronological order and it consists of movies I have seen...
The Conservative List will be unveiled next week...
12 Angry Men (1957)
Henry Fonda is a defense attorney’s dream juror. Watching this movie is enough to make one believe there is reasonable doubt in the Lincoln assassination. The most unbelievable scene centered around a knife. What are the odds that middle aged lily white Fonda would be carrying the same type of switchblade as a brother from the hood?
Dr. Strangelove (1964)
This is one funny movie. It spoofs nuclear holocaust, the Cold War, and makes poignant use of American-Nazi ties following World War II. There is too much in this movie to analyze for a short post. Also, it has one of my favorite movie lines (uttered by George C. Scott): “We must not allow a mine shaft gap!” 10 girls for every boy is enough to make one long for the apocalypse.
The China Syndrome (1979)
A nuclear power plant has some issues, the folks in charge cover it up, and the plant has a meltdown. The movie implies the company was more than willing to kill to keep their profit margin. In the liberal universe, corporate America kills. In the conservative universe, the government kills.
Reds (1981)
Communists are harmless. A revolution is a big old party! It’s exciting. It’s an adventure. At points, it’s downright sappy. They do eventually get to the harsh realities of the Revolution, but by then the audience is ready for revolution. Workers Unite!
Wall Street (1987)
Greed is good. Greed is excess. Wall Streeters have no morals. This movie demonstrates the typical left wing view of the 1980s in particular and in Corporate America in general.
Dances With Wolves (1990)
Kevin Costner goes Native American. The most PC movie ever made! No doubt, liberals watching Dances with Wolves today will make connections between the aggressive interrogations in the film with the Bush Administration. Since the film is set in 1863, Lincoln must be held accountable for the abuse of Kevin Costner and all Native peoples.
Waterworld (1995)
Global warming melts the ice caps and all the bad guys are smokers.
Independence Day (1996)
The writers decided to throw in a message about diversity in the film. They made sure they had one of everything (white man, rich white woman, poor black woman, black man, gay man, Jewish man, old man, young man, dog, etc. etc.) It became annoying. Interestingly, at the time of the film, audiences cheered when the White House was blown up.
Bulworth (1998)
This is one of the worst films ever made. Forget about the liberal message. Warren Beatty: Ghetto Superstar?!?
Fahrenheit 911 (2004)
Iraqis playing with Kites and living well under Saddam. Americans living like Darfur refugees. Bush-Bin Laden are in bed together. One of the most interesting works of fiction in years! Unfortunately, there are enough stupid people in the world for Michael Moore to fool.
The Conservative List will be unveiled next week...
12 Angry Men (1957)
Henry Fonda is a defense attorney’s dream juror. Watching this movie is enough to make one believe there is reasonable doubt in the Lincoln assassination. The most unbelievable scene centered around a knife. What are the odds that middle aged lily white Fonda would be carrying the same type of switchblade as a brother from the hood?
Dr. Strangelove (1964)
This is one funny movie. It spoofs nuclear holocaust, the Cold War, and makes poignant use of American-Nazi ties following World War II. There is too much in this movie to analyze for a short post. Also, it has one of my favorite movie lines (uttered by George C. Scott): “We must not allow a mine shaft gap!” 10 girls for every boy is enough to make one long for the apocalypse.
The China Syndrome (1979)
A nuclear power plant has some issues, the folks in charge cover it up, and the plant has a meltdown. The movie implies the company was more than willing to kill to keep their profit margin. In the liberal universe, corporate America kills. In the conservative universe, the government kills.
Reds (1981)
Communists are harmless. A revolution is a big old party! It’s exciting. It’s an adventure. At points, it’s downright sappy. They do eventually get to the harsh realities of the Revolution, but by then the audience is ready for revolution. Workers Unite!
Wall Street (1987)
Greed is good. Greed is excess. Wall Streeters have no morals. This movie demonstrates the typical left wing view of the 1980s in particular and in Corporate America in general.
Dances With Wolves (1990)
Kevin Costner goes Native American. The most PC movie ever made! No doubt, liberals watching Dances with Wolves today will make connections between the aggressive interrogations in the film with the Bush Administration. Since the film is set in 1863, Lincoln must be held accountable for the abuse of Kevin Costner and all Native peoples.
Waterworld (1995)
Global warming melts the ice caps and all the bad guys are smokers.
Independence Day (1996)
The writers decided to throw in a message about diversity in the film. They made sure they had one of everything (white man, rich white woman, poor black woman, black man, gay man, Jewish man, old man, young man, dog, etc. etc.) It became annoying. Interestingly, at the time of the film, audiences cheered when the White House was blown up.
Bulworth (1998)
This is one of the worst films ever made. Forget about the liberal message. Warren Beatty: Ghetto Superstar?!?
Fahrenheit 911 (2004)
Iraqis playing with Kites and living well under Saddam. Americans living like Darfur refugees. Bush-Bin Laden are in bed together. One of the most interesting works of fiction in years! Unfortunately, there are enough stupid people in the world for Michael Moore to fool.
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