Showing posts with label Jerry Springer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jerry Springer. Show all posts

Saturday, January 4, 2014

Quotes of the Year: 2013


Quote of the Year: "If someone is gay and he searches for the Lord and has good will, who am I to judge?"

-Francis I

Dumb Quote of the Year: ““She is older than her chronological age” she was ”as much in control of the situation.”

-Judge G. Todd Baugh on a 14-year-old rape victim

Slam of the Year: "He’s about as mean as a (expletive) kitten, I think he doesn’t realize he’s white and not black, that’s a huge problem."

-Sharon Osbourne on Justin Bieber

“It’s like Django unchained! It’s exciting!”

-Marc Lamont Hill on spree killer Christopher Dorner

"I am the father of the destruction of Western civilization"

-Jerry Springer

“I snorted half of Peru.”

-Steven Tyler

"Strength of mind and body are necessary, strength which in the last few months has deteriorated in me to the extent that I have had to recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me.”

-Pope Benedict XVI

 “Please don’t let me die.”

-Hugo Chavez

'I would like to see a church that is poor and is for the poor'

 -Pope Francis I

"American popular music is our only art form. It's our most important export, period. And since time began, it's been handled not as an art form but as a commodity.”

-Huey Lewis

“I was 'abducted by aliens' in the desert two weeks ago.”

-Baron Davis

 “I am the shooter.”

-Nidal Hassan

"A socialist egalitarian system based on the massive redistribution of wealth, heavy taxation of corporations and massive responsibility for energy companies and any companies exploiting the environment. I think the very concept of profit should be hugely reduced. David Cameron says profit isn't a dirty word, well I say profit is a filthy word." 

-Russell Brand

"It seems like, to me, a vagina -- as a man -- would be more desirable than a man's anus."

-Phil Robertson

"Oh, this is ridiculous. Yet another person claiming it's racist to have a white Santa.’ And by the way, for all you kids watching at home, Santa just is white."

-Megyn Kelly

Monday, February 11, 2013

Quotes of the Month: January 2013


Quote of the Month: “What difference does it make?”

-Hillary

Stupid Quote of the Month:

“The people of New Orleans and that area, they were hurt, but nothing in comparison to what happened to the people in New York and New Jersey.”

-Senator Harry Reid

And the rest:

"Sadly, Harry Reid has again revealed himself to be an idiot, this time gravely insulting Gulf Coast residents."

-Senator David Vitter

Go fuck yourself.

-John Boehner to Harry Reid

This will be my last ride.

-Ray Lewis announcing his retirement

"Spread your legs, you’re gonna be frisked.”

-Joe Biden to Senator Heidi Heitkamp

 “I’m proud to be President of the United States.”

-Joe Biden

“Our journey is not complete until our gay brothers and sisters are treated like anyone else under the law.”

-Barack Obama

“Proud of my husband and the Pats. By the way, if anyone is bored, please go to Ray Lewis’ Wikipedia page. 6 kids 4 wives. Acquitted for murder. Paid a family off. Yay. What a hall of fame player! A true role model!”

 -ANNA BURNS WELKER

"If you want to keep people away during an earthquake,” he said, “buy some shotgun shells.”

 -JOE BIDEN

"If a Republican member of Congress is not punished on Fox News or by Rush Limbaugh for working with a Democrat on a bill of common interest, then you'll see more of them doing it."

 -BARACK OBAMA

"I am the father of the destruction of Western civilization"

-Jerry Springer