Quote of the Month:
“I'm now at the "happiest place on earth". And I'm not happy about it.”
-Brent Spiner
Dumb Quote of the Month:
“I thought [Obama] was a d--k yesterday."
-Mark Halperin
and the rest...
“We’re on the verge of a great, great depression.”
-Peter Yastrow market strategist for Yastrow Orieger
"Buster is laying in front of home plate, and it's like having a disabled car in the middle of a four-lane highway. You're just going to get smacked."
Johnny Bench on the Buster Posey collision
"We have been sliding for 70 years to a situation where Congress has nothing to do with the decision about whether to go to war or not, and the president is becoming an absolute monarch."
-Jerry Nadler
"I ask guys all the time: Guys with blue eyes, brown eyes, whatever ... and guys with blue eyes have a tough time [during the day]."
-Josh Hamilton
“Fortunately, we have help from the media. I have to say this: I'm very grateful for the support and kindness that we've gotten.”
-Michelle Obama
"I never wanted to pitch poorly because letting down Sparky was like letting down your dad."
-Dan Petry
“Remember, Every 60 Seconds You Spend Upset, is a Minute of Happiness You'll Never Get Back…”
-Shaq
“Clarence doesn't leave the E Street Band when he dies. He leaves when we die.”
-Bruce Springsteen
“Obama is the most successful food stamp president in American History.”
-Newt Gingrich
"I did not sext Anthony Weiner."
-Ginger Lee
“I'm now at the "happiest place on earth". And I'm not happy about it.”
-Brent Spiner
Dumb Quote of the Month:
“I thought [Obama] was a d--k yesterday."
-Mark Halperin
and the rest...
“We’re on the verge of a great, great depression.”
-Peter Yastrow market strategist for Yastrow Orieger
"Buster is laying in front of home plate, and it's like having a disabled car in the middle of a four-lane highway. You're just going to get smacked."
Johnny Bench on the Buster Posey collision
"We have been sliding for 70 years to a situation where Congress has nothing to do with the decision about whether to go to war or not, and the president is becoming an absolute monarch."
-Jerry Nadler
"I ask guys all the time: Guys with blue eyes, brown eyes, whatever ... and guys with blue eyes have a tough time [during the day]."
-Josh Hamilton
“Fortunately, we have help from the media. I have to say this: I'm very grateful for the support and kindness that we've gotten.”
-Michelle Obama
"I never wanted to pitch poorly because letting down Sparky was like letting down your dad."
-Dan Petry
“Remember, Every 60 Seconds You Spend Upset, is a Minute of Happiness You'll Never Get Back…”
-Shaq
“Clarence doesn't leave the E Street Band when he dies. He leaves when we die.”
-Bruce Springsteen
“Obama is the most successful food stamp president in American History.”
-Newt Gingrich
"I did not sext Anthony Weiner."
-Ginger Lee
