Person of the Year 2013

Person of the Year: Mariano Rivera : Style and grace. He went out on top.

and the rest...

2. Vladimir Putin : He completely manhandled an overmatched Barack Obama, reinserted Russia into the Middle East after four decades, and somehow became a Nobel Peace Prize candidate (thanks to Barry).

3. Pope Francis I : The dude was a bouncer.

4. Edward Snowden: How he released the info makes him a douche bag and quite frankly, he's a tool, but the Obama spy program goes too far.

5. Prince George of Cambridge : Most likely, George will be the first monarch of the 22nd century. 

and the rest... 

Chris Christie

Batkid

Grumpy Cat

Brian Griffin  (RIP)

Ray Lewis

Megyn Kelly

Previous winners: Miguel Cabrera (2012), Justin Verlander (2011), Drew Brees (2010), Leonard Nimoy (2009), Barack Obama (2008), Al Gore (2007), Rahm Emmanuel (2006)

Douche Bags of the Year: 2013

1. Barack Obama: Intentionally taking health care away from people, destroying the health care system, second Munich agreement, executive overreach, numerous scandals, fixing economic numbers, ruining the economy, and how about them Iranian centrifuges? He even told a lady that her 105 year old mother did not need treatment and could get pain drugs until she died. On the bright side, Obama has shown progressivism's worthlessness.

2. Kathleen Sibelius : In charge of the health care website, refused to grant waivers to people that lost their insurance plans,  refused to intervene to help a young girl that needed a lung transplant sentencing her to die (luckily a judge intervened). This is one of the worst people to ever walk the Earth.

3. Miley Cyrus: Please go away.  

4. George Zimmerman:  How long before he gets in trouble again?

5. Rob Ford: On the bright side, Toronto's crack mayor is entertaining

and the rest...

Martin Bashir

Edward Snowden

Richie Incognito

Karshasian/West

Previous winners:

Jerry Sandusky, Joe Paterno, and Penn State (2012), Casey Anthony (2011), LeBron James (2010), and Reality TV Stars (2009)