Showing posts with label Paul Krugman. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paul Krugman. Show all posts

Sunday, March 3, 2013

Quotes of the Month: February 2013


Quote of the Month: “I snorted half of Peru.”

-Steven Tyler

Stupid Quote of the Month: “When was the last time you heard about a rape on campus?”

-Bob Beckel

“I was a jerk.”

-John Mayer

"Death panels and sales taxes is how we do this"

Paul Krugman

"Strength of mind and body are necessary, strength which in the last few months has deteriorated in me to the extent that I have had to recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me.”

-Pope Benedict XVI

“It’s like Django unchained! It’s exciting!”

-Marc Lamont Hill on spree killer Christopher Dorner

"If you had to pick between the two, that would be a tough choice, but five beats one every time I look at it."

-Michael Jordan on the question of LeBron vs Kobe

"These cuts are not smart. They are not fair. They will hurt our economy. They will add hundreds of thousands of Americans to the unemployment rolls. This is not an abstraction -- people will lose their jobs."

-Barack Obama

“If he wants to leave it alone and not deal with those two biggies, forget the rest of the stuff -- he'll have a failed presidency."

-Alan Simpson on Obama and the debt

'In America, you have a right to be stupid, if you want to be... and we tolerate that.'

-John Kerry

"That’s a kind of madness that I haven't seen in a long time.”

-Bob Woodward on Obama’s refusal to defend America
"The White House threatened me."
-Bob Woodward

"Congressman, you are a total waste of time. We're moving on, because our audience deserves better."

-Sean Hannity

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Douce Bag of the Year-2010

Usually around Thanksgiving, media types unveil their turkeys of the year. I am doing the same thing...just using a more descriptive term.

Last year's winners: The Balloon Boy's family and the White House Party Crashers.

This year's nominees (in no particular order):

Nancy Pelosi: The House speaker destroyed her party with extreme policies and does not understand why people rejected her. Rather than gracefully resign, she has returned to continue her crusade against America.

LeBron James: The decision, the betrayal, the retarded Nike ad, his Miami fashion show-like debut, the feud with his former boss, and Miami's slow start make LeBron one of the favorites this year.

Julian Assange: This narcissist may get someone killed. Of course, he's already been accused with rape. I always believed he more resembled a pedophile.

Tony Heyward: America's friend from BP. The only thing worse than Heyward's behavior during the oil spill was Obama's!

Westboro Baptist Church: These guys are beyond douche bags.

California Voters: Barbara Boxer is the worst member of the U.S. Senate. Jerry Brown is vacuous. Californians elected both of them. Who's the bigger fool, the fool or the fool who follows it?

Miami Heat Fans: Despite having a super-team, Heat fans can not be bothered to attend games.

The Barefoot Bandit: What a turd.

Mel Gibson: 'nuf said.

Paul Krugman: This douche advocates massive government spending to stimulate the economy. In 5,000 years of human history, this has NEVER worked to create sustained growth. All it does is deplete treasuries, increase taxes, and create a very angry citizenry. He knows that. 

and the winner: LeBron James