Quotes of the Month- March 2010

Quote of the Month: “So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.”

-Senator Padme Amidala on Obamacare’s passage

Dumb Quote of the Month: "Today is a big day in America, only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good."
-Harry Reid on Feb job losses

The Month in Biden:

“God rest her soul”

-Joe Biden on the still living mother of the Irish P.M. (oops)

“Republicans say it hasn't created one job. Well, tell that to Scott Brown.”

-Joe Biden on the Recovery Act

“This is a big fucking deal.”

-Vice President Joe Biden at the signing ceremony for Obamacare

The Best (and Worst) of the Rest:

Victory at Last!

-Newsweek on Iraq

"September 11 was a big lie and a pretext for the war on terror and a prelude to invading Afghanistan,"

-Iranian President Ahmadinejad (sounds like an antiwar activist!)

"Rahm Emanuel is son of the devil's spawn. He is an individual who would sell his mother to get a vote. He would strap his children to the front end of a steam locomotive.

-Former Rep. Eric Massa

"The fans are ruthless and don't deserve a winner.”

-Derek Anderson

“The Democrats seem to have forgotten their Schoolhouse Rock.”

-Dana Perino on Deem and Pass

"I'm supposed to cut back on dangling participles, and I'm not allowed to split any infinitives for at least another week,''

-The Great Vin Scully on doctor’s restrictions after his fall

“Muslims should be banned from airplanes and fly magic carpets.”

-Ann Coulter

“There are combinations and permutations…there’s a gazillion of them, things that could happen to fill out the pitching staff. We’ve got conundrums too.”

-Ken Macha on the Brewers pitching staff (quoted in SI)

“Vampires do not wear product.”

-Bart Simpson commenting on the Twilight Phenomenon