Quotes of the Month: August 2013

Quote of the Month: "I picked the wrong vice. I should have picked alcohol. I should have picked drugs or I should have picked up beating up my wife or girlfriend because if you do those three, you get a second chance."

-PETE ROSE

Dumb Quote of the Month: “The fact of the matter is we will be running on Obamacare in 2014. In fact, we set it up to run on it in 2014."

-JAMES CLYBURN

“I am not a monster.”

-Ariel Castro

"Bud Selig is trying to alter his legacy from the commissioner who tacitly condoned steroids to the one who tried to stamp them out."

-Bob Wojonowski Detroit News

"Not worth it at all."

-Mark McGwire on steroid usage

“I am the shooter.”

-Nidal Hassan

"Federal Election Commission can't do anything about it; they want the IRS to fix the problem. 'So everybody is screaming at us right now, 'Fix it now before the election. Can't you see how much these people are spending?'"

-Lois Lerner on Tea Party Groups

“First of all, you got to be a good liar, a good lowlife, and an imbecile. You gotta take steroids. You must take steroids! And anybody that takes steroids is a garbage pail.”

-John Gotti 1998 (tape recently released)

“the ACA as presently written could “destroy the foundation of the 40-hour work week that is the backbone of the middle class.”

-Labor Leaders on Obamacare

“If you do watch the Al-Jazzera America equivalent of "60 Minutes" and you hear a "Tick-Tick-Tick" sound from the TV, dive out of the room.”

-Dennis Miller

"The indiscriminate slaughter of civilians, the killing of women and children and innocent bystanders by chemical weapons is a moral obscenity."

-John Kerry

Quotes of the Year: 2010

Quote of the Year:

"We went to a movie and then had a little midnight picnic on a Satanic altar."

-Christine O’Donnell

And the rest:

"I'd rather be a really good one-term president than a mediocre two-term president,"

- Barack Obama

“Obama Forgot Option 3 - Mediocre 1- Term President, & That's What He's Been Thus Far."

-Charles Krauthammer

“Plug the damn hole.”

-Barack Obama

'You're being a crazed sex poodle,'

-Al Gore

"We already have a UN on the ground and it's worthless. Now you want to build one in space?"

-Charles Krauthammer

"Each generation gets the music they deserve.”

-Ray Manzarek

“Please don't ask me if I'm going to die today.”

-Joe Paterno

“The rent is too damn high.”

-Jimmy McMillan

“It should be easy to market the Virgin Galactic commercial space flight. It's the name of the company AND the target audience.”

-Dennis Miller

“Dems really have their finger on the pulse of America. If there's one thing people worry about ALL THE TIME, it's the Chamber of Commerce.”

-Caleb Howe

"I don't want to see my old friend Lucifer just yet."

-Keith Richards

"You touch my junk, and I'm going to have you arrested."

-John Tyner to a TSA guy

"We have harpooned every whale in the ocean - and some minnows."

-Debt Commission Co-Chair Alan Simpson

"I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!!" AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO..."

- Buffalo Bills player Steve Johnson blaming God after dropping a game winning TD pass

"I haven't died. I'm drinking a beer and eating fried chicken."

-Yao Ming

"'When you win, say little. When you lose, say less."

-Tom Brady

"I'm not interested in being a dead f--king hero…so forget 'em, forget 'em."

-John Lennon

"We've become a nation of wusses.”

-Ed Rendell

Quotes of the Month: November 2010

Quote of the Month: "You touch my junk, and I'm going to have you arrested."


-John Tyner to a TSA guy

Dumb Quote of the Month: "Today China has not only a more vigorous economy, but actually a better functioning government than the United States."

-George Soros

and the rest:

“Paybacks are a Behar.”

-Dennis Miller

"Sparky Anderson will always be measured by his number of victories and his place in baseball's Hall of Fame. But all of that is overshadowed by the type of person he was. Sparky not only spiked life into baseball, he gave life in general something to smile about. Never in my lifetime have I met a man as gentle, kind and courageous as Sparky."

-Dan Ewald

“People will suffer.”

-Cowboys owner Jerry Jones after his team’s 45-7 loss to Green Bay

"We've had trouble getting 14 people to agree on what time of the day to meet."

-Sen. Kent Conrad

"We have harpooned every whale in the ocean - and some minnows."

-Debt Commission Co-Chair Alan Simpson

“History is beginning to come around"

-Dick Cheney on the Bush Presidency

“u trashed my brand new prada purse dude not cool - how u managed to rip the strap off and put 2 holes in it is beyond me.”

-Porn Star Capri Anderson to Charlie Sheen

"I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!!" AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO..."

- Buffalo Bills player Steve Johnson after dropping a game winning TD pass

“I've made mistakes, I clearly did, but what I was hoping for was that some other dumbass would get on the front page and take me off the hook. I miss Lane Kiffin."

-Tennessee Basketball Coach Bruce Pearl

Quotes of the Month-July 2010

Quote of the Month: "We already have a UN on the ground and it's worthless. Now you want to build one in space?"

-Charles Krauthammer on NASA's mission to the Muslim World

Manly Quote of the Month: “Five hundred twenty starts, I never refused the ball. What a joke!”

- Jim Bunning on Stephen Strasburg


And the rest...


"So I decided I'm going after the bad hair vote."

-Barbara Boxer on her bad hair


"You simply don't deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal."

-Cleveland Cavaliers Owner Dan Gilbert on "the Decision."


"Obama's only idea of addressing joblessness thus far has been to keep people out of work even longer."

-SE Cupp


“It’s like going to heaven before you die.”

-Whitey Herzog on his induction into the Baseball Hall of Fame


"You were the wind beneath the Hawk's wings."

-Andre Dawson to Cubs fans on his induction


"Charlie Rangel should play the Joker in the next "Batman" movie. He could take over Gotham, one rent-controlled apartment at a time."

-Dennis Miller


“Each generation gets the music they deserve.”

-Ray Mazarek