Quote of the Month: "You touch my junk, and I'm going to have you arrested."
-John Tyner to a TSA guy
Dumb Quote of the Month: "Today China has not only a more vigorous economy, but actually a better functioning government than the United States."
-George Soros
and the rest:
“Paybacks are a Behar.”
-Dennis Miller
"Sparky Anderson will always be measured by his number of victories and his place in baseball's Hall of Fame. But all of that is overshadowed by the type of person he was. Sparky not only spiked life into baseball, he gave life in general something to smile about. Never in my lifetime have I met a man as gentle, kind and courageous as Sparky."
-Dan Ewald
“People will suffer.”
-Cowboys owner Jerry Jones after his team’s 45-7 loss to Green Bay
"We've had trouble getting 14 people to agree on what time of the day to meet."
-Sen. Kent Conrad
"We have harpooned every whale in the ocean - and some minnows."
-Debt Commission Co-Chair Alan Simpson
“History is beginning to come around"
-Dick Cheney on the Bush Presidency
“u trashed my brand new prada purse dude not cool - how u managed to rip the strap off and put 2 holes in it is beyond me.”
-Porn Star Capri Anderson to Charlie Sheen
"I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!!" AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO..."
- Buffalo Bills player Steve Johnson after dropping a game winning TD pass
“I've made mistakes, I clearly did, but what I was hoping for was that some other dumbass would get on the front page and take me off the hook. I miss Lane Kiffin."
-Tennessee Basketball Coach Bruce Pearl
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