Douche Bags of 2015

Here are the greatest Douche Bags of 2015.

Black Lives Matter: All lives matter you jack offs.

Stephanie Rawlings-Blake: Stand down? Sure let them riot.

Donald Trump: Where to begin...

Rachel Dolezal: You are white sweetie.

Barack Obama: The Father of Isis will become the Father of the Iranian Nuclear Bomb.

Bruce Jenner: You are a boy dude. XY chromosome means you are a boy. You are also an attention whore.

The Duggars: Hypocrites.

The Affluenza Teen: Grow up.

Martin Shkreli: Karma is a bitch.

The Kardashians: Turning Lamar Odom's hospitalization into a PR opportunity is a new low.

Jared Fogel: Enough said.

And the winners: The Kardashians and Jared Fogel

Previous Winners: Bill Cosby (2014), Barack Obama (2013), Jerry Sandusky, Joe Paterno, Penn State (2012), Casey Anthony (2011), LeBron James (2010), and Reality TV Stars (2009)

Douche Bags of the Year: 2013

1. Barack Obama: Intentionally taking health care away from people, destroying the health care system, second Munich agreement, executive overreach, numerous scandals, fixing economic numbers, ruining the economy, and how about them Iranian centrifuges? He even told a lady that her 105 year old mother did not need treatment and could get pain drugs until she died. On the bright side, Obama has shown progressivism's worthlessness.

2. Kathleen Sibelius : In charge of the health care website, refused to grant waivers to people that lost their insurance plans,  refused to intervene to help a young girl that needed a lung transplant sentencing her to die (luckily a judge intervened). This is one of the worst people to ever walk the Earth.

3. Miley Cyrus: Please go away.  

4. George Zimmerman:  How long before he gets in trouble again?

5. Rob Ford: On the bright side, Toronto's crack mayor is entertaining

and the rest...

Martin Bashir

Edward Snowden

Richie Incognito

Karshasian/West

Previous winners:

Jerry Sandusky, Joe Paterno, and Penn State (2012), Casey Anthony (2011), LeBron James (2010), and Reality TV Stars (2009)

Douche Bag of the Year (2011)

Been a good year for Douche Bags…Here are the nominees for Douche Bag of the Year for 2011...

Casey Antony & other baby killers: There seemed to be an inordinate amount of people suspected of murdering their children. Casey Anthony became the poster child for this lot. In her case, another stupid jury decided to acquit as opposed to use common sense. The Anthony Jury’s infamy ranks with the O.J, Michael Jackson, and Robert Blake juries.

Charlie Sheen: ‘nuf said.

Herman Cain: Cain served as a lesson to those looking to run for presidency without really expecting to win.

Kim Kardashian: A total waste of space.

Barack Obama: Entering the fourth year of a failed presidency, Obama decides to attack Washington and engage in bigoted class warfare…even though he’s been part of the Washington establishment for a decade. He is no longer interested in governing.

Occupy Wall Street: A vacuous movement that has railed against capitalism and big banks. While most can sympathize with the attacks on banks, the movement has engaged in a number of crimes and vandalism leading to over 5000 arrests.

Justin Bieber: Is his 15 minutes up yet?

Donald Trump: The term media whore applies here.

Eric Holder: Holder sues Arizona while shipping guns to Mexican drug cartels. He absolves voter intimidation in 2008 while attacking states for trying to ensure people’s voting rights.

Ashton Kutcher: Not quite Charlie Sheen, but he did replace him on TV.

The NBA: Anyone notice the lockout?

The Philadelphia Eagles: They dubbed themselves the Dream team…hubris.

Pedophiles in sports: Penn State, Bill Conlin, & Syracuse all had their own scandals involving underage abuse.

Congress: Osama Bin Laden may be more popular than Congress.

and the winner: Casey Anthony

Former winners: Reality TV people (2009), LeBron James (2010)