Quote of the Month:
"The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton, actually. But a bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker. And more easily bought."
-Ricky Gervais
Dumb Quote of the Month:
“The Giants are on their way to the Superbowl.”
-Joe Biden trying to fire up the 49ers.
"I think the gap between his promises and his performance is the largest I’ve seen, well, since the Kardashian wedding and the promise of til death do we part."
-Mitt Romney on Barack Obama
“Can we drop all this pious baloney?”
-Newt Gingrich to Mitt Romney
"There are a number of lines Romney could use: 'Yeah, I love firing people, but I never fired a wife on her deathbed.'"
-Rush Limbaugh
"By the end of my second term, we will have the first permanent base on the moon. And it will be American.”
-Newt Gingrich
"Mr. President -- you were elected to lead, you chose to follow, and now it's time for you to get out of the way."
-Mitt Romney
"The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton, actually. But a bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker. And more easily bought."
-Ricky Gervais
Dumb Quote of the Month:
“The Giants are on their way to the Superbowl.”
-Joe Biden trying to fire up the 49ers.
"I think the gap between his promises and his performance is the largest I’ve seen, well, since the Kardashian wedding and the promise of til death do we part."
-Mitt Romney on Barack Obama
“Can we drop all this pious baloney?”
-Newt Gingrich to Mitt Romney
"There are a number of lines Romney could use: 'Yeah, I love firing people, but I never fired a wife on her deathbed.'"
-Rush Limbaugh
"By the end of my second term, we will have the first permanent base on the moon. And it will be American.”
-Newt Gingrich
"Mr. President -- you were elected to lead, you chose to follow, and now it's time for you to get out of the way."
-Mitt Romney
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