Quote of the Year:
“Daniel Craig’s my Wookie bitch now!”
-Harrison Ford to Chewbacca
Stupid Quote of the Year:
“I would put our legislative and foreign policy accomplishments in our first two years against any president — with the possible exceptions of Johnson, F.D.R., and Lincoln — just in terms of what we’ve gotten done in modern history.”
-Barack Obama
Meltdown of the Year:
“It's no longer acceptable in mixed company -- meaning bipartisan company -- to use the goddamn word 'climate.' And some of the exact same people — I can go down a list of their names — are involved in this. And so what do they do? They pay pseudo-scientists to pretend to be scientists to put out the message: ‘This climate thing, it’s nonsense. Man-made CO2 doesn’t trap heat. It may be volcanoes.’ Bullshit! ‘It may be sun spots.’ Bullshit! ‘It’s not getting warmer.’ Bullshit!
-Al Gore
Twilight Zone Quote of the Year:
"Dreamt I died in Chicago next weekend (heart attack in my sleep). Need to write my will today."
-Former Weezer Bassist Mikey Welsh one week before he suddenly died.
And the rest:
“Interesting though, as we evolve and realize our social prejudices are unacceptable, we are finding new groups to hate.”
-Simon Pegg
“You spend your life fighting the spread of evil. Then you learn a Kardashian is pregnant.”
-Batman
“Ironically, the best defense against a zombie uprising would be a robot army.”
-Grant Imahara
“If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I’m gonna be really pissed.”
-Chuck Lorre
"They picked a fight with a warlock."
-Charlie Sheen on his feud with CBS
“Winning.”
-Charlie Sheen
"There are not any plans to erect a statue to RoboCop. Thank you for your suggestion."
-Detroit Mayor Dave Bing
"God didn't create all men equal, Smith and Wesson did."
-Top Shot
“I for one welcome our new computer overlords.”
-Ken Jennings
"I never hugged him, I bombed him."
-Margaret Thatcher
“Who wants to go to Europe. It’s not Detroit.”
-Jalen Rose
"They say I have no hits and I'm difficult to work with. And they say that like it's a bad thing."
-Tom Waits
“People like crap.”
-Getty Lee on popular music
“Will the universe end? many ask. Yes. Not with a bang but a whimper. Not in fire, but in ice. Not in light, but in darkness.”
-Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Why don't you just arrest me?"
-Nicholas Cage to police
"I'm now at the "happiest place on earth". And I'm not happy about it.”
-Brent Spiner
“Clarence doesn't leave the E Street Band when he dies. He leaves when we die.”
-Bruce Springsteen
"As far as I'm concerned, Betty Ford saved my life."
-Stevie Nicks
"To our Fans and Friends: As R.E.M., and as lifelong friends and co-conspirators, we have decided to call it a day as a band …”
-R.E.M.
“It’s hard to accept being liked.”
-Andy Rooney
“This is a tragedy. It is one of the great sorrows of my life. With the benefit of hindsight, I wish I had done more.”
-Joe Paterno
“Daniel Craig’s my Wookie bitch now!”
-Harrison Ford to Chewbacca
Stupid Quote of the Year:
“I would put our legislative and foreign policy accomplishments in our first two years against any president — with the possible exceptions of Johnson, F.D.R., and Lincoln — just in terms of what we’ve gotten done in modern history.”
-Barack Obama
Meltdown of the Year:
“It's no longer acceptable in mixed company -- meaning bipartisan company -- to use the goddamn word 'climate.' And some of the exact same people — I can go down a list of their names — are involved in this. And so what do they do? They pay pseudo-scientists to pretend to be scientists to put out the message: ‘This climate thing, it’s nonsense. Man-made CO2 doesn’t trap heat. It may be volcanoes.’ Bullshit! ‘It may be sun spots.’ Bullshit! ‘It’s not getting warmer.’ Bullshit!
-Al Gore
Twilight Zone Quote of the Year:
"Dreamt I died in Chicago next weekend (heart attack in my sleep). Need to write my will today."
-Former Weezer Bassist Mikey Welsh one week before he suddenly died.
And the rest:
“Interesting though, as we evolve and realize our social prejudices are unacceptable, we are finding new groups to hate.”
-Simon Pegg
“You spend your life fighting the spread of evil. Then you learn a Kardashian is pregnant.”
-Batman
“Ironically, the best defense against a zombie uprising would be a robot army.”
-Grant Imahara
“If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I’m gonna be really pissed.”
-Chuck Lorre
"They picked a fight with a warlock."
-Charlie Sheen on his feud with CBS
“Winning.”
-Charlie Sheen
"There are not any plans to erect a statue to RoboCop. Thank you for your suggestion."
-Detroit Mayor Dave Bing
"God didn't create all men equal, Smith and Wesson did."
-Top Shot
“I for one welcome our new computer overlords.”
-Ken Jennings
"I never hugged him, I bombed him."
-Margaret Thatcher
“Who wants to go to Europe. It’s not Detroit.”
-Jalen Rose
"They say I have no hits and I'm difficult to work with. And they say that like it's a bad thing."
-Tom Waits
“People like crap.”
-Getty Lee on popular music
“Will the universe end? many ask. Yes. Not with a bang but a whimper. Not in fire, but in ice. Not in light, but in darkness.”
-Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Why don't you just arrest me?"
-Nicholas Cage to police
"I'm now at the "happiest place on earth". And I'm not happy about it.”
-Brent Spiner
“Clarence doesn't leave the E Street Band when he dies. He leaves when we die.”
-Bruce Springsteen
"As far as I'm concerned, Betty Ford saved my life."
-Stevie Nicks
"To our Fans and Friends: As R.E.M., and as lifelong friends and co-conspirators, we have decided to call it a day as a band …”
-R.E.M.
“It’s hard to accept being liked.”
-Andy Rooney
“This is a tragedy. It is one of the great sorrows of my life. With the benefit of hindsight, I wish I had done more.”
-Joe Paterno
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