I was inspired by Michael....
My Funeral: Hosted by Craig Ferguson
Itinerary
1. Led Zeppelin reforms and opens the show with "In The Evening"
2. Mr. T pities the fools (rides in A-Team van available)
3. Eulogy #1: Dr. Henry Kissinger on Foreign Policy and the State of the World when I was born
4. Chickenfoot performs "Oh Yeah"
5. Crowd takes shot of Tequila
6. Peyton Manning gives a "Priceless Pep Talk"
7. ZZ Top performs "Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers" and "La Grange"
8. Crowd downs Irish Car Bomb
9. Eulogy #2: Keith Richards on whatever
10. Patrick Stewart and Sandra Day O'Connor do reading of "Merchant of Venice"
11. The Who perform "Baba O'Reilly" and "Listening To You"
12. Eulogy #3: Adam West on fighting crime (free rides in Batmobile available)
13. Keith Olbermann names me "Worst Person in the World"
14. Robert Di Nero wacks Keith Olbermann
15. Eulogy #4: William Shatner on the meaning of the "eeb-plob-nista"
16. Jerry Lee Lewis performs "Great Balls of Fire"
17. Casket is laid in Viking Longboat and set ablaze
This concludes the service
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