Tuesday, July 16, 2013

History Shorts: Charlemagne is crowned Roman Emperor (800 A.D.)


Charlemagne is considered the “Father of Europe.” His reign ushered in a cultural renaissance in the midst of the Dark Ages. During his tenure, Charlemagne fought the Muslims in Spain, protected the Papacy, and united Western Europe for the first time since Rome’s collapse. In 800, Pope Leo III crowned him the Holy Roman Emperor on Christmas Day. The act culminated Charlemagne’s life and career. At the same time, it helped establish religious authority and control over secular governments. 1000 years later, Napoleon crowned himself in the pope’s presence to avoid any possibility that religious leaders could claim dominance over his empire.

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Aurelio Lopez: 1984 Detroit Tigers timeline


Born: September 21, 1948

1967: Began pro career in Mexican League

1967-77: Played in Mexican League with brief MLB stints mixed in

1974: Purchased by Kansas City Royals

Debut: September 1, 1974 (Royals)

1975: Purchased by Mexico City Reds

1977: Purchased by St. Louis Cardinals

1978: Traded to Detroit Tigers

1984: 10-1 record, 2.94 ERA, 1.169 WHIP, 14 saves

1984: Won Game 5 of the 1984 World Series

1984: Tigers win World Series

1986: Signed with Astros

1986: Lost the Epic Game 6 of the NLCS against the Mets

1987: Released by Astros

1990: Elected major of Mexican town

Died: September 22, 1992 (Car accident)

2005: Detroit band The Electric Six named their album, Senior Smoke, after Lopez

Accomplishments:

1984 World Champion

1977 Mexican League MVP

1983 All Star

62-36 Record

3.56 ERA

1.266 WHIP

459 games (9 starts)

93 Saves

910 IP

785 Hits

635 Strikeouts

367 Walks

Won 10+ Games: 3x

20+ saves: 2x

100+ IP: 4x

106 Strikeouts (1979)

Postseason: 2-1, 2.89 ERA, 9.1 IP, 12 Hits, 6 BB, 9 strikeouts, 1.929 WHIP (3 Series)

Thursday, July 11, 2013

History Shorts: The Viking Age begins (793 A.D.)


The Vikings left Scandinavia for new lands. In 793, they raided the English monastery at Lindesfarne ushering in the Viking Age. Europe seemed on the verge of exiting the Dark Ages when the Vikings struck.  Viking raids over the next few centuries bankrupted kingdoms and tossed the continent back into disarray. The Viking Age ended when the Earth entered into the Little Ice Age.

Monday, July 8, 2013

Sci-Fi History: The Fantastic Four (1961)


The Fantastic Four ushered in “The Marvel Age” of comic books. Stan Lee and Jack Kirby brought a new level of character development and realism to their subjects. The FF were exposed to radiation granting superpowers. Reed Richards became hyper-elastic, Sue Richards could project force fields and become invisible, Johnny Storm became the Human Torch, and Ben Grimm evolved into a rock monster. Unlike other heroes, the quartet squabbled and at times fought. On top of this, they did not keep secret identities like Batman or Superman. Lee and Kirby’s human touch to the FF made Marvel unique in the comic world. Instead of cardboard cutout heroes, the FF, and subsequent Marvel heroes, were identifiable and relatable to readers.

Friday, July 5, 2013

Quotes of the Month: June 2013


Quote of the Month: "It's like shearing a piglet: a lot of squealing and little wool."

-Vladimir Putin on Edward Snowden

Stupid Quote of the Month: "Alex should just shut the (expletive) up."

-Brian Cashman to Alex Rodriguez

And the rest…

"I've heard more from Bush, asking for my advice, than I've heard from Obama," Klein stated from various sources close to the Obama administration. "I have no relationship with the president -- none whatsoever. Obama doesn't know how to be president. He doesn't know how the world works. He's incompetent. He's an amateur!"

-Bill Clinton

Seizing phone records of millions of innocent people is excessive and un-American.”

-Representative Jim Sensenbrenner, Republican of Wisconsin and author of the Patriot Act

“Is it just me, or is secret blanket surveillance obscenely outrageous?”

-Al Gore

“I’m uhhh….people….oh goodness….uhhhh...folks are sweating back there right now.”

-Barack Obama when his staff forgot his speech

“I didn’t want to be pope.”

-Pope Francis I

“I will be made to suffer.”

-Edward Snowden: Self-identified NSA surveillance program leaker.

"I don’t usually worry about someone’s personal hygiene."

 -Jim Leyland

"I just blasted away."

-72-year-old Jan Cooper after shooting at an intruder at 12:30 A.M.

"If you refuse to act and you cause a calamity, the one thing you cannot say when all the eggs have been broken is, 'Oh my god, two years ago there was a poll that said 80 percent of you were against it, you look like a total fool."

-Bill Clinton on Obama’s handling of Syria

"So long as nuclear weapons exist, we are not truly safe."

-Barack Obama

“The IRS has ruled Obama can write off the first half of his second term as a total loss.”

-Jay Leno

"American popular music is our only art form. It's our most important export, period. And since time began, it's been handled not as an art form but as a commodity.”

-Huey Lewis.

 “I’m not going to be scrambling jets to get a 29-year-old hacker”

-Barack Obama

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Beverly Crusher: Star Trek Timeline


Born: October 13, 2324 (maiden name Howard)

2328: Her parents died when she was very young. Beverly was raised by her grandmother.

2342-50: Starfleet Academy (Likely SF Medical as well)

2347: Married Jack Crusher

2348: Son, Wesley, is born

2350: Graduated SF Academy

Early 2350s: Served on Stargazer (conjecture)

2352: Interned on Delos IV

2354: Jack died

2354: CMO Starbase 32

2354-60: Private Practice

2362: Promoted to commander

2364: Assigned to USS Enterprise-D

2364: Modified Leonard McCoy’s polywater intoxication remedy to rescue crew

2364: Cured disease on Quazulu VIII

2365: Head of SF Medical

2366: Returned to Enterprise

2366: Kidnapped by terrorists

2367: Removed Borg implants from Picard

2367: Caught in a warp bubble, but escaped

2367: Helped deliver a large space lifeform

2367: Cured Tarchannen III Syndrome

2368: Travelled to 19th century to help stop Devidians from preying on humans

2368: Helped Worf walk again using experimental procedure

2369: Sent on secret mission to spy on Cardassians; Picard is captured

2369: Discovered ancient message from humanoids that spread DNA throughout the galaxy

2370: Unleashed Barclay’s Protomorphosis Syndrome

2370: Assumed command during Lore-Borg Crisis

2370: Attended her grandmother’s funeral on Arvada III. She encountered an alien that controlled the Howard women.

2371: Enterprise destroyed

2372: Assigned to USS Enterprise-E

2375: Ba’ku incident

2379: Shinzon Incident on Romulus

2379: Head Starfleet Medical

2380: Borg Incident

2380: Married Picard

2381: Borg attempts to destroy Federation; stopped and assimilated by Caeliar

2382: Son born

2387: Romulus explodes

Monday, July 1, 2013

Kenny Lofton: Cleveland Indians Timeline


Born: May 31, 1967

1988: Played basketball for Arizona Wildcats

1988: Wildcats made Final Four

1988: Drafted by Astros

Debut: September 14, 1991 (Astros)

1991: Traded to Indians

1992: Broke rookie SB record with 66 steals

1992: Finished second in ROY voting

1995: Indians lose World Series

1996: Indians lose ALDS

1997: Traded to Atlanta

1997: Braves lose NLCS

1998: Signed with Indians

1998: Indians lose ALCS

1999: Indians lose ALDS to Pedro Martinez

2000: Scored in 18 consecutive games

2001: Indians lose ALDS

2002: Signed with White Sox

2002: Traded to Giants

2002: Giants lose World Series

2003: Signed with Pirates

2003: Traded to Cubs

2003: Cubs lose NLCS

2004: Signed with Yankees

2004: Yankees lose ALCS after leading 3-0

2004: Traded to Phillies

2005: Signed with Dodgers

2006: Dodgers lose NLDS

2006: Signed with Rangers

2007: Traded to Indians

2007: Indians lose ALCS

2007: Breaks record for postseason steals

2008: Qualified for American Golf Classic

2011: Spring Training coach for Indians

2013: 3.2% of Hall of Fame vote; dropped off ballot

Accomplishments:

6x All Star

4x Gold Glove

5x SB champ

All Time Postseason SB leader (34)

.299 average

130 HR

781 RBI

622 SB

116 triples

.794 OPS

1528 runs

100+ runs: 6x

210 hits (1996)

Led league in hits (160): 1994

30+ doubles: 5x

10+ triples: 7x

20+ SB: 14x

30+ SB: 9x

40+ SB: 6x

50+ SB: 6x

60+ SB: 4x

70+ SB: 2x

Hit .300: 8x

.400 OBP: 4x

Postseason: .247, 7 HR, 34 RBI, 34 SB, .667 OPS (20 Series)