Quote of the Month:
“That ticks me off, I am my own woman, I have not been quote ‘bred’ to look the other way.”
-Maria Shriver 2003 rebroadcast over and over after her separation
Dumb Quote of the Month:
“He doesn’t understand how enhanced interrogation works. I mean, you break somebody, and after they’re broken, they become cooperative.”
-Rick Santorum on John McCain (note: McCain was tortured in Vietnam)
Dumb Quote of the Month part 2:
“Like this right-wing slut, what's her name, Laura Ingraham? Yeah, she's a talk slut.”
-Ed Schultz
and the rest:
“USA! USA!”
-Crowds across the nation after the news of Bin Laden’s death
“Good evening. Tonight, I can report to the American people and to the world that the United States has conducted an operation that killed Osama bin Laden, the leader of al-Qaida, and a terrorist who's responsible for the murder of thousands of innocent men, women, and children.”
-Barack Obama
“Justice has been done.”
-Barack Obama
“Osama always loved Snooki’s hair poof. He called it nature’s turban.”
-Jimmy Kimmel
"We want to make sure that he's really retired first."
- Packers on waiting to retire Bret Favre's #4.
“I had a bad day.”
-Jorge Posada after taking himself out of the lineup b/c he was batting 9th
“With allies like that, who needs the left?”
-Paul Ryan on Newt Gingrich
"The Rays demand profanity-free performances from all of our concert performers and we are extremely disappointed by the language used in last night's show. It is not consistent with the family-friendly atmosphere that Tropicana Field is known for."
-Tampa Rays Spokesman Rick Vaughn on Avril Lavigne’s profanity laced family concert
