Douche Bags of 2015

Here are the greatest Douche Bags of 2015.

Black Lives Matter: All lives matter you jack offs.

Stephanie Rawlings-Blake: Stand down? Sure let them riot.

Donald Trump: Where to begin...

Rachel Dolezal: You are white sweetie.

Barack Obama: The Father of Isis will become the Father of the Iranian Nuclear Bomb.

Bruce Jenner: You are a boy dude. XY chromosome means you are a boy. You are also an attention whore.

The Duggars: Hypocrites.

The Affluenza Teen: Grow up.

Martin Shkreli: Karma is a bitch.

The Kardashians: Turning Lamar Odom's hospitalization into a PR opportunity is a new low.

Jared Fogel: Enough said.

And the winners: The Kardashians and Jared Fogel

Previous Winners: Bill Cosby (2014), Barack Obama (2013), Jerry Sandusky, Joe Paterno, Penn State (2012), Casey Anthony (2011), LeBron James (2010), and Reality TV Stars (2009)

Man of the Year (2015)

Here are the people of the year for 2015 as chose by myself.

Robin Lord Taylor: Brought the Penguin to life.

Kansas City Royals: First title in 30 years.

Golden State Warriors: First true super team in a couple decades.

Mick Fanning: Winning titles and fighting sharks.

Rhonda Rhousey: She was everywhere in 2015. Made the other girls jealous.

Iran: They get to play with nuclear weapons (thanks Obama).

Donald Trump: The Summer of Trump.

Holly Holm: Beat the previously mentioned Rhousey.

Lauren Hill: Courage.

Adele: The first time in years an album release was an event.

Jim Harbaugh: Bringing Michigan back!

and the winner is Jim Harbaugh!


Past Winners: Meriam Ibraheem (2014); Mariano Rivera (2013), Miguel Cabrera (2012), Justin Verlander (2011), Drew Brees (2010), Leonard Nimoy (2009), Barack Obama (2008), Al Gore (2007), Rahm Emmanuel (2006)

Pedro Guerrero timeline

Born: June 29, 1956
1973: Signed by Cleveland Indians
1973-79: Minor Leagues
1974: Traded to Los Angeles Dodgers
Debut: September 22, 1978
1978: Dodgers win Pennant
1981: Dodgers win World Series
1981: World Series MVP
1982: Silver Slugger
1983: Dodgers win NL West
1985: 15 home runs in June
1985: Reached base 14 consecutive times (2 short of record)
1985: .320, 33 HR, 87 RBI, 99 Runs, .422 OBP, .577 SLG, .999 OPS
1985: Dodgers win NL West
1986: Tendon injury
1987: Comeback Player of the Year
1988: Traded to St Louis Cardinals
1992: Shoulder Injury
1993-94: Mexican League
1998: Dropped off Hall of Fame Ballot (1.3% of vote)
2011: Minor League hitting instructor
2012, 2014-15: Mexican League Manager

Accomplishments:

1981 World Champion
1981 World Series MVP
5x All Star
1987 UPI Comeback Player of the Year
1982 Silver Slugger
2x Player of the Month
5x Player of the Week
.300
730 Runs
1618 Hits
215 HR
898 RBI
.850 OPS
2588 TB
.370 OBP
.480 SLG
30+ Doubles: 2x
42 Doubles (1989): Led League
20+ HR: 4x
30+ HR: 3x
100+ RBI: 3x
.300 Average: 6x
.400 OBP: 2x
.500 SLG: 4x
.900 OPS: 3x
300 TB: 2x
Led league in OBP (.422): 1985
Led league in SLG (.577): 1985
Led league in OPS (.999): 1985
Led league in SF (12): 1989
Led league in doubles (42): 1989
Postseason: .225, 4 HR, 16 RBI, .783 OPS, 3 SB, 7 IBB (5 Series)

My 110 Favorite TV Episodes: Star Trek Edition part 2

Voyager:
 
Future's End (1996)

A 29th Century starship crashes to Earth in the 1960s igniting the computer revolution. Voyager is tossed back to 1996.

Scorpion (1997)

Voyager encounters the Borg and a new species.

DS9

In the Pale Moonlight (1998)

Sisko conspires with Garak to bring the Romulans into the Dominion War.

My Favorite 110 TV Episodes: Rome Edition

Caesarion (2005)

Caesar frees Cleopatra after Pullo impregnates her.

The Spoils (2005)

Brutus decides to kill Caesar, Vorenus enters polite society, and Pullo descends into the Roman underworld.

Kalends of February (2005)

Caesar promotes Vorenus, but is assassinated nonetheless. Vorenus discovers a dark secret. Pullo attains happiness.

Philippi (2007)

Antony and Octavian defeat Cassius and Brutus.

My 110 Favorite TV Episodes: X-Files Edition

Beyond the Sea (1994)

Mulder and Scully reverse their roles as Scully seeks help from a pyschic on death row.

Darkness Falls (1994)

Mulder and Scully are attacked by ancient insects in an old growth forest.

The Erlenmeyer Flask (1994)

Scully finds an alien fetus and trades it for Mulder. Deep Throat is murdered.

Duane Barry/Ascension (1994)

Scully is abducted.

Die Hand Die Verletzt (1995)

Mulder and Scully meet Satan.

Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose (1995)

Peter Boyle guest stars as a man that can see how people die. He helps Mulder and Scully capture a serial killer and then commits suicide.

Anasazi/The Blessing Way/Paper Clip (1995)

Mulder travels to the Navajo Reservation, discovers alien bodies, and is almost killed. He recovers, but Scully's sister dies. Meanwhile, Mulder discovers his own sister's fate.

Jose Chung's From Outer Space (1996)

Author Jose Chung tries to get the truth after a UFO encounter and gets several different stories about the event.

Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man (1996)

The Smoking Man's past is revealed...or at least some of it.

Triangle (1998)

Mulder gets trapped in the Bermuda Triangle.

Two Fathers/One Son (1999)

The Syndicate is destroyed by alien rebels.

Quotes of the Month: November 2015

Quote of the Month:"Hillary is running for a lot of reasons—one of ‘em is because she wants to stay out of jail."

-Donald Trump

Stupid Quote of the Month:"There's something different about what happened from Charlie Hebdo, and I think everybody would feel that. There was a sort of particularized focus and perhaps even a legitimacy in terms of -- not a legitimacy, but a rationale that you could attach yourself to somehow and say, okay, they're really angry because of this and that. This Friday was absolutely indiscriminate. It wasn't to aggrieve one particular sense of wrong. It was to terrorize people."
-John Kerry

And the rest...
"I have to call a murder a murder and I have to call the murderers the murderers.”
-Quentin Tarantino on police officers

"By every measure that we define success in this country this guy had it, great looking guy, well educated, great career, plenty of money, beautiful loving wife, beautiful children, great house, he had everything. He's a drug addict and he couldn't get help and he's dead."
-Chris  Christie
"For what you should never do: Don’t bite my teeth!”
-Rhonda Roussey
“Don’t be a slave like I was.”
-Carrie Fisher
"I don't really have any respect for anyone who thinks those films are good. They’re not. (They’re) a monumental misunderstanding of what the (original) three films are about. It's an exercise in utter infanticide ... (like) George Lucas killing his kid."
-Simon Pegg
"I don't think they're gaining strength. What is true, from the start our goal has been first to contain and we have contained them."
-Barack Obama one day before the Paris attacks
"Why can't we take out these bastards?"
-Reporter to Obama
"Our goal was to come in here and make the 'Red Rifle' look like a Red Ryder BB gun, and I think we did that.”
-JJ Watt on Andy Dalton
“The terrible events in Paris were obviously a terrible and sickening setback.”
-Barack Obama
"My heart can take the pounding, my mind can handle the grind, but my body knows it's time to say goodbye."
-Kobe Bryant