Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Quotes of the Month: January 2011

Quote of the Month: “Interesting though, as we evolve and realize our social prejudices are unacceptable, we are finding new groups to hate.”


-Simon Pegg

Stupid Quote of the Month: “We have three branches of government. We have a house. We have a senate. We have a president.”

-Senator Charles Schumer

And the rest:

"When I look at waste, fraud and abuse in the bureaucracy and in the government, this is like steroids to pump up the muscles of waste."

-Darrell Issa

"I love that Jeanie Buss' boy toy had something to say about us. I don't know if it was his thought or Jeanie's thought, but it's nice to know that she lets him speak in public about other teams."

-Mark Cuban

"If you don't like a person's vision for the country, you're free to debate that vision. If you don't like their ideas, you're free to propose better ideas. But, especially within hours of a tragedy unfolding, journalists and pundits should not manufacture a blood libel that serves only to incite the very hatred and violence they purport to condemn. That is reprehensible.”

-Sarah Palin

"If they bring a knife, we'll bring a gun."

-Barack Obama (2008)

"The big question wasn't whose rhetoric was right or wrong, but whether our political conversation was worthy of the confidence and trust of the American people.”

-John Kerry

“Crazy. Karma is a b—-.. Gets you every time. Its not good to wish bad on anybody. God sees everything!”

-LeBron James after the Cavs 55 point loss to the Lakers

“LeBron James: How is that karma thing working out?”

-The Cleveland Plain Dealer after James got injured

"He's an asshole. Fuck him."

-Antonio Cromartie on Tom Brady

“Ironically, the best defense against a zombie uprising would be a robot army.”

-Grant Imahara

“It was a meeting of the world’s most powerful communist and the president of China.”

-Craig Ferguson on the Chinese President’s White House visit

“He is a dictator.”

-Harry Reid on Chinese President Hu Jintao

“The Original Miss Saigon tweeted it was “cool” to be working with “Sulu.” It’s like Manila Ice.”

-George Takei

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