The Greatest TV Episodes of All Time: #91-100

I thought it might be fun to develop a list of the 100 greatest TV shows ever. Some of these are incidents or events or skits on certain shows while others are full episodes. I wanted to mix it up. So, the top 100 TV Episodes include everything from late night to Geraldo to Monday Night Football to MASH...

91. John Lennon on MNF (1974): Monday Night Football was a major event during the seventies and eighties. One of the major events in the history of MNF occurred when Howard Cosell interviewed John Lennon on air. Below is the video of the interview:

http://tubevube.com/u/u/maccafixx/Ds82Id_GMe8&feature/john-lennon-on-monday-night-football-1974.html

92. Beavis and Butthead: True Crime (1993): The two find an ATM card and get some cash. They end up on America’s Most Wanted and Cops. Butthead recognizes his neighborhood on the TV as the police bust down the door to arrest the two.

93. Geraldo: Satanic Abuse Special (1987): It does not get much better than Geraldo, King Diamond, and Satanists. He even includes warning signs of Satanism for parents. The highlights are below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tpPDsx4Oac

94. Gilligan’s Island: So Sorry, My Island Now (1965): This episode would never be made today. A Japanese sailor does not realize World War II is over. Gilligan must defend the castaways from the confused sailor. The sailor is a pure Japanese stereotype and would send the PC police over the edge today.

95. Late Night with David Letterman: The Madonna interview (1994): For some strange reason, Madonna decided to attack Dave Letterman on air. She picked the wrong person to mess with. She came off poorly and got served. Letterman tore her apart and Madonna’s career suffered for a time because of the way she presented herself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRSP5ZUmxP8

96. Joe Thiesmann breaks a leg (November 18, 1985): Washington Redskins quarterback Joe Thiesmann met Lawrence Taylor on Monday Night Football. Joe’s leg cracked and slung over. Frantically, LT called for the trainers. Thiesmann never played football again. The video is not for the faint of heart.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ1iVRRu6w0

97. The Six Million Dollar Man: The Secret of Bigfoot (1976): Aliens and Bigfoot unite and encounter the Six Million Dollar Man and Bionic Woman.

98. V Mini-Series (1983): To capitalize on Star Wars, NBC produced a two-part miniseries based on the premise of an alien invasion of Earth. In V, the aliens masquerade as friends as opposed to conquerors. The façade is eventually lifted and the visitors turn out to be Nazi reptiles bent on exploiting Earth’s resources and eating people. In the 2010 remake, the visitors are not Nazis from space, but rather friendly visitors bringing hope, change, and national health care.

99. MTV before the change (1981-1990s): Before the Jersey Shore and other assorted trash, MTV played music. MTV began as Music Television. Most of the early videos were cheesy, but fun. By the early 90s, acts spent millions on elaborate mini-movies. People talked about the videos and tried to figure out what some of them meant. Then came all the shows, MTV played fewer and fewer videos and now just stinks. How can they call themselves Music Television and not play music?

100. Keith Olbermann loses his mind (September 5, 2006): Olbermann rarely knows what he is talking about and often goes off the deep end. On September 5, 2006, he completely lost his mind. President Bush read a statement from Osama bin Laden on El Queda’s media strategy and Olbermann believed Bush was tying terrorists to the media. He screamed, “Have you no decency, sir?” Although he was wrong (as usual), the amusing tirade made for good television.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-wJNpWgss8

Douche Bag of the Year

Now it is time for my first annual Douche Bag of the Year Award. There were about 20 contenders. I narrowed it down to ten. Here are the nominees for Douche Bag of the Year:

1. ACORN: Now we know what community organizers do. They organize pimps and hos!

2. Anita Dunn: The former White House Communications Director and all around lousy human being loves Chairman Mao and likes to quote him to students. Mao killed 60 million.

3. Global Warming Advocates: Turns out they are not only wrong, but cooking the information as well.

4. Perez Hilton: Gets mad at Carrie Prejean for supporting “traditional” marriage, attacks Fergie, and the cries on his webcam after someone in Will.I.Am’s entourage beat him up. He was the odds on favorite to win this until recently.

5. Notre Dame University: Refusing to go to a bowl game against CMU. COWARDS!

6. Barack Obama: Barack Obama is now the most disliked president of all time at this stage of his presidency. No president has been as low in the polls 11 months into office as Obama. The stimulus failed, the job seminar was a useless photo op, he’s ignored the economy to focus on a health care plan NO ONE wants, Iran has completely snubbed him, it took forever to decide to help the troops in Afghanistan, and world leaders consider him a joke. Lastly, he keeps blaming all the world’s problems on the Republicans, but he was in Congress just as responsible as anyone else for today’s problems. On the bright side, he is going to do a holiday special with Oprah.

7. Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow: If you liked Joseph Goebbels and Eva Braun, these two are for you! Goebbels may have been less hateful than Olbermann.

8. Reality TV Wannabes: Balloon Boy. White House Party Crashers. One of these days, these reality star wannabes are really going to hurt someone.

9. Kanye West: How do you diss Taylor Swift??

10. Tiger Woods: This has become rather amusing. Karma strikes a true phony.

The Winner: Reality TV Wannabes!