It’s time
for the annual Douche Bag of the Year Awards. So many douche bags this year….
Here are
the nominees:
Barack Obama: He accused Romney
of being a tax cheat, felon, and other slurs. Although re-elected, the Obama
campaign was the sleaziest since 1828.
Mike Love: He fired the
original Beach Boys.
Jeffrey Loria and
Bud Selig: When will
Selig’s reign of terror end? When will Loria’s? Loria should be banned for
life.
Ozzie Guillen: Castro is a
murderous thug.
Kristen Stewart: The great Trampire
of 2012
The Kardashians: Please go away.
The only one in that family that has ever done ANYTHING is Bruce Jenner.
Anonymous: Cyber attacks on
countries defending themselves is immoral. The Palestinians are NOT victims.
Chris Mathews: He has lost his
mind. Praising Hurricane Sandy? Really?
The Media: Worst
demonstration of bias since the Soviet Union collapsed.
Austerity
Protesters: You guys
can cut now or have nothing later.
Mayor Bloomberg: The soda ban and
performance during Sandy leave a lot to be desired.
Gary Betman: You might have
killed the NHL. Congrats.
Sabermetrics
community: You guys
embarrassed yourselves during the MVP debate.
And the
winners:
Jerry Sandusky/Joe
Paterno/Penn State: ‘nuf said.
Previous
winners: Reality TV people (2009), LeBron James (2010), Casey Anthony (2011)
