Here are the candidates for Tool of the Decade:
Ron Artest: Artest is the headcase that initiated the Malice at the Palace. This tool goes nuts in Auburn Hills and Detroit gets blamed.
Barry Bonds: He cheated…and he cheated because he was jealous of Sosa and McGwire. Oh yeah, he’s also a racist asshole.
Barry Bonds Fans: They are like the Jonestown cult. Despite overwhelming evidence, they still support this guy, his behavior, and make excuses for him.
Hugo Chavez: I am not sure why this thuggish dictator is so popular amongst the left. His heavy handed dictatorship has destroyed the Venezuelan economy and crushed freedoms. Yet, he is popular in American leftist circles.
Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears: Talentless people that are famous for their trashy public behavior.
Perez Hilton: A minor annoyance to be sure. Just when you thought celebrity stalking could not get worse, enter Hilton, TMZ, and other filth.
Bernie Maddoff: He even bankrupted George Castanza (See Curb Your Enthusiasm).
The Music Industry: They eliminated cassette singles, overpriced CD singles to force people to buy full length albums. This created the download craze which they then started suing over (PR Nightmare). All of this and then came American Idol. If you are good at karaoke, then try out! The end result was a collapse of profits, the industry, and the worst crap to be heard on radio since the early 50s.
Reality TV Stars: Who is worse? The fools on reality TV or the fools that watch reality TV?
Michael Vick: Dog fighting? He should have been hung up by his testicles and given an electric cattle prod up his ass.
Kanye West: Where to start…
The Winner: Barry Bonds and his fans
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