Quotes of the Month

Quote of the Month: “We don’t get excited. We’re Canadian.” -Getty Lee

Dumb Quotes of the Month:

1. "They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you'll get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal [...] ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after the other."

-Pat Robertson

2.“A few years ago, this guy would have been getting us coffee.”

-Bill Clinton on Barack Obama

3. "Once the incident occurred, the system worked."

-Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano after the underwear bomber incident in Detroit

4. "He was wowed by Obama's oratorical gifts and believed that the country was ready to embrace a black presidential candidate, especially one such as Obama -- a "light-skinned" African American "with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one," as he said privately. Reid was convinced, in fact, that Obama's race would help him more than hurt him in a bid for the Democratic nomination."

-From Game Change page 37 by Mark Halpern and John Heilemann. They are quoting Harry Reid.

5. "This will play right into Obama's hands. He's humanitarian, compassionate. They'll use this to burnish their, shall we say, 'credibility' with the black community -- in the both light-skinned and dark-skinned black community in this country. It's made-to-order for them."

"Besides, we've already donated to Haiti. It's called the U.S. income tax."

-Rush Limbaugh

6. “The Brown victory shows how angry Americans are with the Republicans.”

-Steny Hoyer

Best News Headline: Big Brewer Battles Belgian Beer Blockade

Best Campaign Line: “Your tax dollars should go towards the purchase of weapons to stop these terrorists from killing American Citizens, not to pay lawyers to defend them”

-Scott Brown

Best Sports Quote: “I like me sex life. I want to be able to perform. That stuff will tear you up as far as your manhood is concerned.”

-Mark Grace on why he never did roids.

Best Slam: Charles Krauthammer
"I'd rather be a really good one-term president than a mediocre two-term president,"

-Barack Obama

"Obama Forgot Option 3 - " Mediocre 1- Term President, & That's What He's Been Thus Far"

-Charles Krauthammer