1. “We’re all victims of our gene pool. Someone peed in yours.”
-Walter Bishop (John Noble) from Fringe
2. “I'm in the Batcave learning to tweet.”
-Adam West
3. “Attila liked to hang by the pool when he wasn’t raping and pillaging.”
- Documentary on Attila the Hun
4. "I started to cry and I said, 'I'll never be able to climb up that hill,' And he lifted me up in his strong, gentle arms and said something I will never forget. He said, ‘I‘ll help you if it takes all day. I know you can do it. There is nothing that you can't do.”
- Ted Kennedy Jr at his father’s funeral
5. “I’m the Reverend Jesse Jackson.”
- Jesse Jackson after being misidentified as Al Sharpton on MSNBC
6. "I think he's that good a melodist, but he's a wanker." Bono added that Martin was "obviously a completely dysfunctional character and a cretin, but he happens to be a great melodist and up there with Ray Davies, Noel Gallagher and Paul McCartney."
-Bono on Chris Martin of Coldplay
7. “I never understood how a great man, a nice guy coached the Bad Boys.”
-Charles Barkley on Chuck Daly
8. “Like Kennedy, we failed to give the Cubans air cover!”
-Pat Buchanan on Watergate
9. “There is no I in team, but there is in win.”
-A humble Michael Jordan at his induction into the Basketball Hall of Fame
10. “Kill All The Lawyers!”
- Sandra Day O’Connor at a Shakespeare reading
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