Sunday, November 29, 2009

In the News: Weird Headlines of 2009

Clinically Depressed Poodle Mauls Former French President Chirac

“Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitute”

“Bad acting. Bad script. No story. What did they have to worry about?” (NY Times on GI Joe)

“Taylor Swift Caught in Swastika Scandal”

“Matt Millen was president of the Lions for the worst eight-year run in the history of the NFL. Knowing his history with the team, is there a credibility issue as he now serves as an analyst for NBC Sports?” (Scroll running on Channel 4-Detroit while Millen was acting as an analyst for Football Night in America).

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