Monday, January 2, 2012

Quotes of the Month: December 2011

Quote of the Month:

“You spend your life fighting the spread of evil. Then you learn a Kardashian is pregnant.”

-Batman

Stupid Quote of the Month:


“I would put our legislative and foreign policy accomplishments in our first two years against any president — with the possible exceptions of Johnson, F.D.R., and Lincoln — just in terms of what we’ve gotten done in modern history.”

-Barack Obama

And the rest:

“I’m going to be the nominee.”

-Newt Gingrich

"I used to think being president was about having power. Now I know it's just a ceremonial position."

-Fred Armisen as Obama on SNL

"I love all karaoke singers. I like all the girl singers who get up and sing with tapes. Shame on you."

-Gene Simmons

“We got disrespected so our gangsters went out and zipped them up.”

-A Xavier Basketball player after a brawl with Cincinnati

“But I think it does show courage from the kids, standing out and doing that, and some boldness.’’

-Tim Tebow on protests over the suspension of two students for “Tebowing.”

“The Taliban, per se, is not the enemy.”

-Joe Biden 

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