Quote of the Month: “Please don't ask me if I'm going to die today.”
-Joe Paterno
Political Quote of the Month: "He'll have plenty of time for vacations when his one term is up."
-David Letterman on Barack Obama’s 6th vacation in 18 months
Honorable Mention: “Surprised Obama had time to not pay attention to the (Beck) rally, what with all the not paying attention to economy, the war, oil spill.”
-Rory Cooper on the Beck Rally
And the Rest…
“This isn’t ‘Saturday Night Live,’ Al."
-Mitch McConnell to Al Franken
“He's my Justin Bieber.”
-Craig Ferguson on meeting Darth Vader
“And with most of the Democratic incumbents voting with Pelosi and Obama 95% of the time, one might as well elect a voting machine rather than a Congressman.”
-Dick Morris
“Hey, if I was you I may want me to go away too. I am not going away! I am here!”
-Charlie Rangel
"This is America, and our commitment to religious freedom must be unshakable."
-Barack Obama on the Ground Zero Mosque
“This will be the last time I put on my uniform.”
-Lou Piniella
“Miss Universe’ hits all-time ratings low -- ratings would go up if they had green-skinned Orion girls.”
-Anonymous
“Detroit gets a bad rap.”
-Johnny Damon
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