Quote of the Month: "Je suis Charlie"
Stupid Quote of the Month: "We were taught snipers were cowards. Will shoot u in the back. Snipers aren't heroes. "
-Michael Moore
And the Rest...
"As I write this, it is not clear that I will ever play guitar again."
-Bono
"Congratulations to the president for turning a two year recession into a six year one."
-Kimberly Gilfoyle
"You have to be careful about drinking around me."
-Bill Cosby
"I hear the sound of time roaring past me, and there is no time to lose. "
-Robert Plant
"Pussy Nation."
-Bill Maher on American Progressives
"What we've said all along, and have been called bigots for it, is when there's this many bad apples, there's something wrong with the orchard."
Bill Maher on Islam
"The Prophet is avenged."
-Charlie Hebdo terrorists
"Well, this is surreal. I am completely knocked out. Thank you to the Academy for this incredible honor. I am very proud and lucky to be a part of Birdman and can't believe it came to this. I am so fucking excited. Are you allowed to say fuck when you're making a statement for the Oscars? I'm just really fucking excited."
-Emma Stone
"Some think that, excuse me if I use that word, that in order to be good Catholics, we have to be like rabbits. No. Responsible parenthood."
-Pope Francis I
"I have no more campaigns to run. ... I know because I won both of them"
-Barack Obama being a dickhead
"I was in The Tea Party before there was a Tea Party."
-John Boehner
"To state the obvious, the past six years have been really, really hard for this country."
-Joe Biden
"Get out of here, you low-life scum."
-John McCain to Code Pink protesters trying to arrest Henry Kissinger
Stupid Quote of the Month: "We were taught snipers were cowards. Will shoot u in the back. Snipers aren't heroes. "
-Michael Moore
And the Rest...
"As I write this, it is not clear that I will ever play guitar again."
-Bono
"Congratulations to the president for turning a two year recession into a six year one."
-Kimberly Gilfoyle
"You have to be careful about drinking around me."
-Bill Cosby
"I hear the sound of time roaring past me, and there is no time to lose. "
-Robert Plant
"Pussy Nation."
-Bill Maher on American Progressives
"What we've said all along, and have been called bigots for it, is when there's this many bad apples, there's something wrong with the orchard."
Bill Maher on Islam
"The Prophet is avenged."
-Charlie Hebdo terrorists
"Well, this is surreal. I am completely knocked out. Thank you to the Academy for this incredible honor. I am very proud and lucky to be a part of Birdman and can't believe it came to this. I am so fucking excited. Are you allowed to say fuck when you're making a statement for the Oscars? I'm just really fucking excited."
-Emma Stone
"Some think that, excuse me if I use that word, that in order to be good Catholics, we have to be like rabbits. No. Responsible parenthood."
-Pope Francis I
"I have no more campaigns to run. ... I know because I won both of them"
-Barack Obama being a dickhead
"I was in The Tea Party before there was a Tea Party."
-John Boehner
"To state the obvious, the past six years have been really, really hard for this country."
-Joe Biden
"Get out of here, you low-life scum."
-John McCain to Code Pink protesters trying to arrest Henry Kissinger
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