Quote of the Month:
"If we were trying to run a regular offense, he'd be screwed."
-Broncos coach John Fox on Tim Tebow
Stupid Quote of the Month:
“We’ve been a little lazy over the last couple of decades.”
-Barack Obama
And the rest:
“So if you win, you suddenly produce what sounds like 1984 from their brief."
-Stephen Breyer
"It’s not gonna happen.”
-Jorge Posada on his returning to the Yanks
“This is a tragedy. It is one of the great sorrows of my life. With the benefit of hindsight, I wish I had done more.”
-Joe Paterno
"How can you pick against SMU? Look at that one there — red, white and blue. [Picks up SMU megaphone] U-S-A! … Ah, f___ it!
-Leo Corso on College GameDay
“Go get a job right after you take a bath.”
-Newt Gingrich to OWS
“I’m a devout Catholic and I honor my faith and love it . . . but they have this conscience thing.”
-Nancy Pelosi
“What the hell are we paying you for?”
-Chris Christie to President Obama
"Unfortunately, we at www.elviscostello.com find ourselves unable to recommend this lovely item to you as the price appears to be either a misprint or a satire."
-Elvis Costello to his fans
"We have to do an assessment as to whether or not this is going to create too much of a cloud, in some people's minds, as to whether or not they would be able to support us going forth."
-Herman Cain
"If we were trying to run a regular offense, he'd be screwed."
-Broncos coach John Fox on Tim Tebow
Stupid Quote of the Month:
“We’ve been a little lazy over the last couple of decades.”
-Barack Obama
And the rest:
“So if you win, you suddenly produce what sounds like 1984 from their brief."
-Stephen Breyer
"It’s not gonna happen.”
-Jorge Posada on his returning to the Yanks
“This is a tragedy. It is one of the great sorrows of my life. With the benefit of hindsight, I wish I had done more.”
-Joe Paterno
"How can you pick against SMU? Look at that one there — red, white and blue. [Picks up SMU megaphone] U-S-A! … Ah, f___ it!
-Leo Corso on College GameDay
“Go get a job right after you take a bath.”
-Newt Gingrich to OWS
“I’m a devout Catholic and I honor my faith and love it . . . but they have this conscience thing.”
-Nancy Pelosi
“What the hell are we paying you for?”
-Chris Christie to President Obama
"Unfortunately, we at www.elviscostello.com find ourselves unable to recommend this lovely item to you as the price appears to be either a misprint or a satire."
-Elvis Costello to his fans
"We have to do an assessment as to whether or not this is going to create too much of a cloud, in some people's minds, as to whether or not they would be able to support us going forth."
-Herman Cain
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