Usually around Thanksgiving, media types unveil their turkeys of the year. I am doing the same thing...just using a more descriptive term.
Last year's winners: The Balloon Boy's family and the White House Party Crashers.
This year's nominees (in no particular order):
Nancy Pelosi: The House speaker destroyed her party with extreme policies and does not understand why people rejected her. Rather than gracefully resign, she has returned to continue her crusade against America.
LeBron James: The decision, the betrayal, the retarded Nike ad, his Miami fashion show-like debut, the feud with his former boss, and Miami's slow start make LeBron one of the favorites this year.
Julian Assange: This narcissist may get someone killed. Of course, he's already been accused with rape. I always believed he more resembled a pedophile.
Tony Heyward: America's friend from BP. The only thing worse than Heyward's behavior during the oil spill was Obama's!
Westboro Baptist Church: These guys are beyond douche bags.
California Voters: Barbara Boxer is the worst member of the U.S. Senate. Jerry Brown is vacuous. Californians elected both of them. Who's the bigger fool, the fool or the fool who follows it?
Miami Heat Fans: Despite having a super-team, Heat fans can not be bothered to attend games.
The Barefoot Bandit: What a turd.
Mel Gibson: 'nuf said.
Paul Krugman: This douche advocates massive government spending to stimulate the economy. In 5,000 years of human history, this has NEVER worked to create sustained growth. All it does is deplete treasuries, increase taxes, and create a very angry citizenry. He knows that.
and the winner: LeBron James
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