Quote of the Month: 'You're being a crazed sex poodle,'
- Al Gore's Masseuse
Weirdest Quote:
“I definitely want to thank my doctor, Dr. Sandeep, my, uh, psychiatrist. She really helped me relax a lot. Thank you SO much. It’s so difficult to play with all this focus, and so much emotion in the playoffs. And she helped me relax, I thank you so much.”
-Ron Artest
and the rest:
Jim Joyce…NOOOOOOO!
-Rod Allen
“I just cost that kid a perfect game.”
-Jim Joyce
“You’re not from here, and a company from your homeland is ruining the planet!”
-Don Imus to Paul McCartney
“Tell them to get the hell out of Palestine, remember, these people are occupied and it’s their land. It’s not Germans’. It’s not Poland’s.”
- Helen Thomas
“I can’t suck it up with a straw.”
-Barack Obama on the Oil Spill
“ I think Chris Pronger is the biggest idiot in the league.”
- Adam Burish
“One Day, I will be a Lion”
-Joran Van Der Sloot
“I am here for life.”
-Tom Izzo
"Obama clearly didn't know anything about him, who he was. The boss was pretty disappointed,"
-Advisor to General Stanley McChrystal
"The real enemy: The wimps in the White House."
-Advisor to General Stanley McChrystal
“Why don't you say something nice instead of being a smarta-- all the time?"
-Joe Biden to a custard shop owner who cracked a joke about lower taxes.
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