Quote of the Month: “So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.”
-Senator Padme Amidala on Obamacare’s passage
Dumb Quote of the Month: "Today is a big day in America, only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good."
-Harry Reid on Feb job losses
The Month in Biden:
“God rest her soul”
-Joe Biden on the still living mother of the Irish P.M. (oops)
“Republicans say it hasn't created one job. Well, tell that to Scott Brown.”
-Joe Biden on the Recovery Act
“This is a big fucking deal.”
-Vice President Joe Biden at the signing ceremony for Obamacare
The Best (and Worst) of the Rest:
Victory at Last!
-Newsweek on Iraq
"September 11 was a big lie and a pretext for the war on terror and a prelude to invading Afghanistan,"
-Iranian President Ahmadinejad (sounds like an antiwar activist!)
"Rahm Emanuel is son of the devil's spawn. He is an individual who would sell his mother to get a vote. He would strap his children to the front end of a steam locomotive.
-Former Rep. Eric Massa
"The fans are ruthless and don't deserve a winner.”
-Derek Anderson
“The Democrats seem to have forgotten their Schoolhouse Rock.”
-Dana Perino on Deem and Pass
"I'm supposed to cut back on dangling participles, and I'm not allowed to split any infinitives for at least another week,''
-The Great Vin Scully on doctor’s restrictions after his fall
“Muslims should be banned from airplanes and fly magic carpets.”
-Ann Coulter
“There are combinations and permutations…there’s a gazillion of them, things that could happen to fill out the pitching staff. We’ve got conundrums too.”
-Ken Macha on the Brewers pitching staff (quoted in SI)
“Vampires do not wear product.”
-Bart Simpson commenting on the Twilight Phenomenon
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